salem

a male bitch whipped by a female

Chan is a salem and muffintop got him on lockdown.

by grampa smurf March 27, 2008

crusty salamander

The act of giving a titty twister to the extremes of where the tit will crust away and peel like an orange until it is unexistent.

Me and my gf were sitting watching pirates of the carrabian and out of nowhere I reached over and gave her a crusty salamander. Then we danced.

by Butthole Surfer July 17, 2007

SIZZILING SALAMANDER

when a girl puts a bag of pop-rocks in her mouth and then gives you a a blow-job

friend 1: dude why did you buy all those pop-rocks?

friend 2: im goin to make my girl give me a sizziling salamander tonight.

by fuzz9214 October 31, 2011

hide the salami

The term "Hide the Salami" refers to sexual relations while other's are within the area of which these relations are taking place

Little John played hide the salami with Rian while Big John was present.

by Nace Boogy December 26, 2005

salem witch trials

cherisse's favorite place to live. she lives on a park bench in the middle of salem witch trials and cries consistently as she masturbates in front of all of the townspeople. and the ghosts. the ghosts are awesome. SOMEONE GET THE SPATULA!

cherisse lives in salem witch trials and owns a spatula.

by Katiehjadhsaj December 28, 2007

Saleme

He has the smallest dick on earth.And when you say “oh its saleme!” All the girls start laughing on his small one but he has a lot of friends and he’s a lovely person

Ohhh lookk he has a saleme one
Hahaha look at this saleme
Boy: “ayro lal saleme”. Girl:HAHAHAHAHAH NOWAY😂😂😂

by Saleme June 4, 2019

salem

A salem can be defined as a muslim or a muslim asshole whom unwillfully takes a vow of celibacy in most cases because most salem's either are not interested in girls or girls are not interest in the said salem; Also most salem's live in shacks is also a topic of a most popular book written by Stephen king called "salem's lot".

Look at Salem over there, damn he smells from here.

Dude your street looks bad because all because of salem's lot over there

by clapback September 24, 2004