russian

a group who choose to log off

logoffski, disappearing instead of fighting, they are russian

by Sesom November 30, 2006

Russian Iceberg

When a man shoves an ice cube in a girls vagina and pushes his penis in behind it.

"My girlfriend and I tried a russian iceberg last night.. it was incredible"

by Ashleigh May 13, 2005

Russian Women

Women from Russia that think everyone is skinny, even if you're 50 pounds overweight.

Russian Woman: You are too skinny!

Her son: I weigh 300 pounds. and i'm in 4th grade.

Russian Women: Eat these piroshkis i made for you

by california689 December 27, 2011

Russian Train Roulette

atleast 7 men run a train on a woman. No one can wear condoms. If she becomes pregant, the biological father must marry the woman and raise the child with her. It is highly recommended the woman gives consent. The loser faces a fate worse than regular russian roulette. Side bets are optional, if gambling is legal in your state.

Real men play russian train roulette.

by Dr. Nancy Drew, PharmDeeznutz January 13, 2011

Russian Noodle Salad

Eating the mixture of pubic hairs and dried semen from your sexual partner's under-carriage.

"Oh God, eat my Russian Noodle Salad before I blow my steaming load all over your sheep!"

by Pip April 28, 2003

russian

If in the USA, an immigrant who drinks lots of vodka, wears flashy jewelery, fake leather jackets, curses at you in Russian during arguments, and (if male) generally has a crewcut. Typically spends 4 days a week drinking and 3 days a week hungover.

If male: Has a weird name, such as "Ivan" or "Arkady". Works in construction. Plays good chess.

If female: Has HUGE tits, yet still wears a push-up bra, which almost makes up for her attitude problem. Almost.

-"That Russian chick is stacked to high heaven!"
-"No doubt, my friend. Gimme a glass o' her fresh squeezed breast milk."

by corcan June 13, 2006

New Russian

This is a disrespectful Russian person that want nothing but money, power, and whores. A New Russian is usually found either "enjoying themselves" to porn or wiring a fake transaction to a phony bank account.

Their favourite pastimes include cursing their pit bulls and polishing their BMW or Mercedes just one last time...

They can easily be identified by a thick Russian accent, cussing abilities, fancy cars, swarms of usually Russian whores, large mansions, lots of beer, strange wardrobe, and their walks which tend to be a mix between a strut, casual, and gangster.


Not to be confused with Russian Mafia.

ie. "That strange dude feeling up the waitress looks an awful lot like a New Russian."

ie. "DON'T CUSS AT ME, YOU STUPID NEW RUSSIAN PIG! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

ie. "RUN! That New Russian has an effing pit bull!"

by Eliza January 14, 2005