Facial Hair Rule

The rule that states that fascists have mustaches:
(Hitler, Mussolini)
and communists have Beards:
(Marx, Castro, Lenin)

Mao is an exception, because he is Asian and therefore does not need facial hair.

Also known as the FHR

According to the Facial Hair Rule, your new friend is not a communist as you believe, but is actually striving for fascism!

by Mindbleed June 15, 2008

Rule 50

It needs moar Desu. No exceptions.

Example 1
Person A: Can i get a Meat Craver Pizza with extra Desu?
Person B: Lolwut?
Person A: Rule 50.

Example 2
Greetings! I came to your online community and i find your lack of Desu is disturbing. Please follow Rule 50.

Example 3
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu

by superfly98 February 9, 2009

Rule X

1. Rule X is defined as the rule that is the answer to all "Why/how come questions". It states that To all Why questions the answer is X.

2. You do not question Rule X because the answer itself is rule X. Do not ask what the X stands because it is an unnesissary question. And rule X does not answer it.

Person A: Why are clouds blue?
Person B: Rule X, man.

by Exman33 April 19, 2010

Rule 86

If it exists, it can play bad apple

Dude 1 : did you see that vid of someone playing Bad Apple on a calculator?
Dude 2: nah I saw it on a slice of volume
Dude 3 : it was on a flip book!
Dude 4 : I saw it on a pregnancy test
Dude 5 : literally rule 86: if exists it, can play bad apple

by Hu Tao February 28, 2023

Riley Srey

Career Stats:
134 Games
76 behinds
50 Out on the Full
1 Goal
Consumed 2753 Choccy Milks
Ave. Fantasy Points: 32.7
Riley Srey>Buddy Franklin

Commentator 1: Riley Srey over the back!

Commentator 2: Srey, SREYYYYYYYYYYY

Crowd: Legend becomes Immortal

by Pannas & Rizz August 15, 2023

BMF Rule

Big Mother Fucker Rule,
When your friend drives a tiny car, the big mother fucker automatically gets front seat, if there are two big mother fuckers, you take two cars

Sean - SHOTGUN
Jeremiah - Nah dude, BMF RULE
Sean - Fuck that, its a four door
Jeremiah - Dude its still BMF RULE, get in the back
Sean - I fucking hate you, get the fuck out of my house

by JeremiahFBaby February 27, 2009

G Rule

There once was a man whose name starts with G. This man had a tendency to continue a joke and take it over the line, usually resulting in something disgusting or unfomfortable for everyone in the room.

Me: "Hey Greg, I went do to the bar last night where were you?"

Greg: "I was going down on your Mom."

Me: "G Rule!"

by coff April 3, 2009