Rubbered

When someone recommends a movie so horrible, but plays it up as if it was the best movie ever.
The term Rubbered is derived from the title of the movie "Rubber", which never gets good. Ever.

Rubberer: Yo man, have you seen Rubber?
Rubberee: Never heard of it.

Rubberer: It's on Netflix. You gotta watch it.
Rubberee: Alright.

(10 minutes into the movie via text message...)
Rubberee: Dude this movie is garbage.
Rubberer: It just starts slow. It gets crazy at the end.

(After the movie ends via text...)
Rubberee: WTF?! That was the dumbest movie I've ever seen!
Rubberer: hahaha bro you got rubbered.

by DirtyJerry September 3, 2016

Poppin Rubberbands

Putting on a condom, or throwin yo money cause its too big to fit in a rubberband

Damn, nigga Ashley so fly shes poppin rubberbands.
Damn, nigga Addy so fly she poppin rubberbands.
Man, jared just popped a rubberband.

by Charolette Faye January 24, 2011

rubberband

A rubberband is a referral to money rapped in a rubberband. It is a ghetto form of a money clip. You would wrap a G in a rubberband.

I need a sack of dro, toss me a rubberband.

by lbriggs July 23, 2006

Rubberwhacked

To hit someone with a seamen filled condom across the cheek.

Joe: dude, me and my girlfriendhad sex lastnight.
Marty: Awesome! wut was it like
Joe: i rubberwhacked her cuz sheswas being a bitch
Marty: why,wut'd she do?
Joe: she had her period, and made fun of my huge cock because it was so huge and cockish
Marty: Yes. Yes. Y-E-S.

by Catherby September 3, 2006

rubber tire

The rubber tire is a large fleshy roll of fat that travels around the circumference of an individual's waist area. A rubber tire may be seen lying in the shade of a midriff baring shirt, or even sleeping beneath a long cotton top. You cannot hide a rubber tire with two layers of tanktops. Low rise pants should definitely not be worn while sporting a rubber tire.

Her rubber tire was hanging sexily over the waistband of her too-tight jeans. Hott.

by teree September 6, 2006

rubber chicken dance

When you go to a corporate function (like your holiday party) and you get served the obligatory rubber chicken.

"Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"

by Geoff Lilley December 8, 2006

Rubber Policeman

a rubber item used to lubricate the hole

Amhad Rice had to lubricate the hole with the Rubber Policeman after we made fun of him for it

by Block 6 Chemistry September 20, 2010