Rhode Island Roast

When you get a plate and place it on your partners chest. Take a dump, urinate and bleed on it.
Mix it up, to make it look like a roast.
Then feed them.

"My Girlfriend & I tried Rhode Island Roasting last night, it was wellllll nice!"

Rhode Island Roast by captain testicular cancer August 18, 2009

Pot roast 

To describe a fat girl whose skin engulfs the straps of here clothing, like a pot roast engulfs the string it is bound with.

"Who's this nasty-looking pot roast girl walking down the street?"

Pot roast by Julian Hamilton February 12, 2006

Marbled Roast Beef Curtains 

Not only is this a beat up vagina with large lips hanging down, but the women is so fat her roast beef is marbled with fat. Even worse than simple roast beef curtains.

Rob hated that his girlfriend so was so fat-- she went beyond the already disgusting roast beef curtains- She had massive marbled roast beef curtains! The worst of the worst!

Marbled Roast Beef Curtains by BP310 July 19, 2010

Sick Roast 

When you get played or screwed on some bullshit

That call on the Giants game was a Sick Roast that was an obvious fumble these refs are garbage!

Sick Roast by Matty G NY January 30, 2012

Prickly roast beef 

When you’re going down on your girl and your face feels like it’s being cut by her vagina

Damn babe you got some prickly roast beef ouch!

Prickly roast beef by Roastbeefgurl2 February 11, 2019

ketchup on roast beef 

It is reffering to the vagina as a roast beef and well ketchup as a gift from mother nature!!

Man I would do her but i think she has got the whole "ketchup on roast beef" thing going on!!

ketchup on roast beef by chaz to the titty!!!! May 25, 2010

dutch pig roast 

When one person poops in a blanket and pulls it over another person's head. Similar to a "dutch oven", but with poop.

Ellen gave me a dutch oven, so I took a deuce in a blanket and gave her a dutch pig roast.

dutch pig roast by salpalellenmelon November 29, 2011