Salt rimmed taco

When you excrete feces on a toilet at the exact same time you drink alcohol and snort a line.

Man, I was at the comedy club, and the restroom was right next to the stage where this dude was bombing, so I decided to spice things up with a salt rimmed taco.

by Whatisyourexcuse May 26, 2018

salt rimmed dick

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by horny4tippity December 29, 2020

Pacific Rim Job

Giving a rim job through a canned pinapple ring.

We had some pinapple rings leftover from the Easter ham so I gave my hot cousin a Pacific Rim Job

by Mary Hasek March 26, 2017

randy rim-job

A randy rim-job is licking and sucking and sticking your tongue as far up a dude's asshole as you can until you make him have a rim-job-gasm and he blows his load.

I gave Matt a randy rim-job -- his ass tastes so fine!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

roll your rim

In gay, Canadian, slang; to have forceful anal sex with an unwilling lab technician. taken from the popular Tim Horton's contest

"you run pcr real good - i'd like to roll your rim sometime"

by secretsleep August 19, 2008

Volcanic rim job

covertly coating ones tongue and then perfoming a rim job on the unknowing victim.

Shawn: So, I heard that paul got revenge on his girl.

Dave: How did he do that?

Shawn: He got her with a Volcanic rim job.

Dave: That's disgusting!!

by Dirty roomie February 24, 2009

Pacific Rim Job

A sexual act in which you are giving a fat woman a rim job, and she stores water in her back fat rolls and dumps it on you.

"I was giving this girl a Pacific Rim Job the other day."
"Man how fat was she?!?!"

by Birrox February 5, 2015