Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track

A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.

(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.

by sir twiggles May 5, 2007

Remort

Remort- a) Regret the morning after sex

b) FUCK!

c) The definition of remort is fluid. It can be used in the place of any other word, sometimes multiple time in the same sentence. Due to lack of a specific meaning, when trying to decipher the meaning of remort, it is important to look at the context in which the word was used. (But it usually means sexytimes)

a) I had sex with a minger last night, now I feel great remort
b) Remort you
c) Remort the remorting remorters

by ShadowJinx26 September 22, 2011

Universal Remote

Another name for a penis of big proportions. A "universal remote" always gets turned on when you push the big red button at the top.

Mary said to Matt, "The only way to can turn you on is if I push your big red button on your '"universal remote."'"

by a. monk October 12, 2009

bell cheese remover

a sweaty bald guy with a chisle come's round your house and i'll leave the rest to your imaganation

oh dean you need a pro bell cheese remover it stinks

by bob September 4, 2004

Your 2nd cousin twice removed

The coolest comeback ever.

Boy 1: Hey did you do your homework last night.
Boy 5: no but i did your mom
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHH! SHNAP!
Boy 1: Yeah well, i bet my mom wasnt as good as your 2nd cousin twice removed!
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHHH! somebody got uber noob pwned!

by BrianX94 May 30, 2009

Something Smells like Remote Control Cars

A smell that is like oil and/or something you can explain.

"Dood, something smells like remote control cars."

"Sir, I need to see your licence and- Oh my god, something smells like remote control cars in there."

by Babyface June 13, 2005

remote connection

Remote connection in computing allows another user to connect to your desktop with your permission. The connected user can access your folders and files. Make sure its a good trust-worthy friend of yours when doing this.

I remote connected my friend to help me with my homework.

by k's May 23, 2005