It's the fucking religion. It will always be used by zealots and charlatans for evil and will never do anything good that can't be done by anyone NOT in an incest cult.
Derp "DERRRRRRP! DERRRRPPP! It'S not ThE rElIgIoN bUt ChRiStIaNiTy (And be extention Judaism because it's literally the same religion) LiTeRaLlY did ThE tHiNg I'm CoMpLaInInG about! DEERRRRRRRP!!!"
Hym "You... Literally just contradicted yourself there... The words you just now said were 'It's not the religion but the religion did the thing.' That violates the law of non'contradiction. If the religion caused the zionism... Then the religion is the cause of the zionism... If ZIONISM is the problem... Then the religion CAUSED THE PROBLEM. 'It's not the problem it's just THE CAUSE of the problem.' Is what you just said there. 'It's not the gun! It's the bullets!' Like, let it go. You don't need to use the religion instrumentally."
Hym "You... Literally just contradicted yourself there... The words you just now said were 'It's not the religion but the religion did the thing.' That violates the law of non'contradiction. If the religion caused the zionism... Then the religion is the cause of the zionism... If ZIONISM is the problem... Then the religion CAUSED THE PROBLEM. 'It's not the problem it's just THE CAUSE of the problem.' Is what you just said there. 'It's not the gun! It's the bullets!' Like, let it go. You don't need to use the religion instrumentally."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
Get the It's not the religionmug. When you have to repeatedly refer to a religion as a "religion of peace", then it is not a religion of peace.
Islam is a religion of peace. Terrorism has no religion.
Yes Islam is a religion of peace. A religion of pieces.
YOU CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST BIGOT!
Yes Islam is a religion of peace. A religion of pieces.
YOU CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST BIGOT!
by PseudonymsAreGay May 4, 2024
Get the Religion of peacemug. The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P
Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.
by QuacksO September 18, 2018
Get the My religion's not like the othersmug. The Mueller Religion is one only true freaks on natures can be apart of. You have to be born into this religion and also go through an "awakening arc" where you're let on your own in the Alaskan wilderness (naked) for 3 years and have to fend for youself. There is one leader of the religion and that role is passed down by generations. Once you have been accepted into the Mueller Religion your skin instantly becomes rock hard and you hands have calyces that are forever lasting.
The Mueller Religion is a very old German religion passed down by the Muellers and strictly the Muellers
by TurdPoo December 9, 2021
Get the Mueller Religionmug. A fluid definition of religion sees religion as a spectrum of beliefs and practices related to meaning, transcendence, or the sacred, which can shift depending on personal, social, or historical circumstances.
"Identifying as religion fluid, she draws from multiple faith traditions and doesn't commit to a single religious identity."
by cheddahchi3f June 5, 2025
Get the Religion Fluidmug. Thaii is the religion of deep peace and mind focus of yoga. Thaii is used prominently in all countries and well known in Asia. Thaii requires vast amount of concentration and a daily stretch and routine nightly to honor Thaii. Thaii and Thaiichi disregard and don’t respect anyone who makes fun of their religion. This religion will help your health and open your mind to new places.
by ReligionofThaiiAnthem May 26, 2018
Get the Religion of Thaiimug. “How did he pull off this scam? Well, Religion! It’s the fasted way to blind people! And the religion is effective altruism” ~ Tucker Carlson
Hym “Yes Tuck! YES! Your rhetorical prowess is surpassed only by my own!!! That’s EXACTLY my problem with JeepJorp! That’s what HE did with religion! He’s reframed the concept of ‘The Greater Good’ as ‘The Highest Good in a Value Hierarchy’ and has conflated it with God and it is akin to this effective altruism you’re talking about. That’s exactly how you get that conversation between Joe and Bjorn. That’s the direct manifestation of effective altruism. Where the abstract takes precedence over all else. But, yeah, I was supposed to post this 3 days ago but I don’t have any fucking free time anymore.”
by Hym Iam November 21, 2022
Get the Religionmug.