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he is an asshole and a cunt, and deserves to be pushed off a building, that fat ugly cunt, hope he gets burnt in his genitals, that motherfucker who deserves nothing but the most painful death. His jokes make babies cry acid blood, and his parents consider him to be a disappointment. He rapes horses and turtles.
"Imagine being Harish Ramani Venkata Subramanian, that fat fuck, his smile rapes pigeons, that pig slut, that fat cunt, that ugly pimple bitch"
by Yo Momma Ded March 2, 2022
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Ramen Noodle

When a man has a penis that is abnormally like a wet ramen noodle.
Steeve yesterday I woke up and my room mate pranked my by showing me his brothers ramen noodle.
by Christian Aura September 11, 2010
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ramones

The most over-rated band EVER. Very, very annoying sounding and boring. Even The Sex Pistols had more talent than these guys.
Ramones fan: Gabba Gabba hey!
Other kid: Fuck you. Ramones suck!
Ramones fan: Waa! (crying)
by Corb March 14, 2005
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Ramones Fan

1: A sad sorry excuse for a human being that wouldn't know good music if it fucked his/her mother with a broomstick. Can usually be seen running around running around in a leather motorcycle jacket and torn black jeans that he/she just bought from hot topic calling everyone else "posers" then going home to watch Hanna Montana, masturbating, ejaculating into a thermos that came with their Dora the explorer lunch box and later drinking that ejaculate wile listening to their blink 182, Sum 41, Ramones and good Charlotte mix tapes.

Looked down upon by most actual punks and within a few months usually move on to their Hippie phase and trade in all their Ramones CD's for Phish CD's, and continue the move on to other faggoty trends until they are forced to marry their own cousins for the sake of the children they had 9 months after their family re-unions, and can no longer afford to spend their money going to hot topic to support the newest band wagon they have jumped on.

2: A slang term for the towel or sock you ejaculate onto after masturbating.

3. The people who get their asses stomped in middle school and later grow up and listen to the Dixie Chicks because they never learned to appreciate real music because listening to the Ramones more that once destroys that part of your brain that can discern good music from the sounds of Garbage trucks fucking each other in the Ass.

4. Definition Of Cum-Dumpster.
My Brother is a Big "Ramones Fan"
Is your brother the Retarded Guy who greets you at Wal-Mart and rounds up shopping carts?
Thats the one, he was a failed abortion.
by Jerkymcstupid July 27, 2010
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Burnt Ramen

A Carefully Prepared Meal of Human Feces

To Prepare: A man, known as 'Chef.' pounds the ass of either a man or a woman until his urethra is tightly packed with shit from tip to prostate. Chef then pulls out and then drinks the urine of the pounded person until he has to piss. When Chef's bladder is about to burst, he pisses out small strips of shit with the diameter of his urethra, with a color similar to that of burnt Ramen noodles, into a bowl with the reprocessed urine of the pounded person. Serves two.
She loves watching her father piss shit noodles when preparing a meal of Burnt Ramen.
by Lawrence Craig January 12, 2008
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Majickal Ramen Noodlez

Even better than Magical Ramen Noodles. The spelling and the flavor. w00t.
Yes, damn it. Majickal. Phwee!
by Leiko October 7, 2004
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ramboner

A random boner that you get for no reason at all, like nothing has brought it on but you just happen to get one.

not to be mistaken for a real one... :)

You immediately want to RAM it down so now one sees or tuck it into your boxers and make sure it can't be seen easily. very humiliating at public events or family occasions where you feel least aroused or bonerific ;(
(listening to music or any other activity with friend)

what the?....

friend "what"

"ramboner"

friend "not cool, man...."
by IEatSTIs October 14, 2009
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