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Covid Plan

A life insurance policy that covers any corona-related incident that threatens the client’s peace of mind in most cases 24/7, except when they contract the coronavirus via infidelity and visits to any red-light district.
Sayed bought a Covid plan for himself and his third wife (but not for his other spouses) in the aftermath of the country’s strategy for everyone to “live with Covid-19.”
by MathPlus March 23, 2022
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simple plan

Simple plan dont sing that great, but they have more talent than the people who post how lame they are. Simple plan is famous, and are the losers who type out "I hate simple plan they shood die!!"? No. Simple plan is better then they'll ever be... unless they become a doctor, or have a better/more famous band then them....
John: "Simple plan sux. they should die."
Tina: "At least they dont make a living pumping gas!"
by Lilah October 3, 2006
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10 yr plan

Someone who plans to graduate from their local community college in 10 yrs or more. Ironic due to community college's only being 2 yr schools.
Yeah, I am on the 10 yr plan at -insert community college name-. I've already been there 3 years.. only 7 more to go!!
by keepitloki June 18, 2006
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Plan B

To ejaculate inside a vagina without protection.
I got plan b'd last night, so I've gotta go to the pharmacy after Sunday school.
by NIGHTMOOSE February 19, 2011
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game plan

a lame synonym used when asking what the planned schedule is going to be for upcoming events. usually used by old white men, doucebags, and people not ot be delt with.
Person 1: So what's the game plan
Person 2: (Pause) Uh, don't talk to me.
by joanellie August 29, 2008
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renewing your dental plan

slang for masterbation....especially in females

some synonyms include...playing wheres waldo, walking down the red carpet, etc.

though it bares no real reference to anything sounding even remotely obscene, this phrase can be used among friends to talk about and/or mess with members of the opposite sex
1. shes really hot, id love to renew her dental plan

2. if you cant wait for me to come back, just renew your dental plan while you're lonely

3. if you renew your dental plan, can i watch?
by dirk lance August 15, 2005
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simple plan

seb in simple plan iz onli 23 david iz 24 and da rest r 25 and avril sux i h8 avril good charlotte rox! and don't diss simple plan and good charlotte cauze dare betta den da shit u listen 2
by A-Jax May 4, 2005
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