love purse

a women's pussy or vagina

boy, that girl had a hairy love purse

by dave d November 24, 2004

Human Purse

The act of carrying a Hermaphrodite by its weiner while it's tucked into it's own vagina.

Why don't you carry me like a Human Purse. Or. The handle of my human purse broke off, so I had to get a new one.

by Matthew James Williams August 4, 2007

To have my pants pulled down

Other than it's literal meaning, it is metaphorically used to denote somebody being taken for a fool. Mostly used by Brits. Brought to the wider audience by Guy Ritchie's movie, Snatch.

Turkish: (looks at the caravan) Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me.
Tommy: Why me?
Turkish: Well, you know about caravans.
Tommy: How's that?
Turkish: You spent a summer in one, which means you know more than me. And I don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.

by RobKnob March 6, 2012

pulled a south carolina

to completely lose your train of thought, esp. during a public speaking event, and ramble on incoherently. To have a blonde moment.

originated when Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 Lauren Caitlin Upton was asked a question during the Miss Teen USA 2007 contest about education in the U.S. she rambled on incoherently and her answer made no sense.

Did you hear Lauren's speech about education in the U.S.
hahaha. She really pulled a South Carolina.

by dizzy dee September 4, 2007

pulled a Palin

To be considered for a job that you have no qualification for.

"Tommy totally pulled a Palin... he has never flipped a burger in his life, what is he doing working at McDonalds??"

by JonesyJones November 3, 2008

Punsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to someone who makes the strongest or worst puns

"Why do you like him?" "I'm punsexual"

by Punsexual Cat February 24, 2018

Holding someones purse

making fun of someone not manning up. (see manning up)

Do you want me to hold your purse?

by That Guy February 21, 2004