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Pro Baller

One who acts like he is superior or better at something than someone else at a certain activity but is really awful at it and no one wants to tell him how pathetic he is.
Guy 1: Dude i put up like 2 points last night!

Guy 2: What a baller!!!!!

Guy 3: Yeah looks like we got ourselves a pro baller over here
by Sgt McMuffin January 27, 2010
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Pro Bates

A person who is not him or herself in public and strives for perfection and has a strange obsession on number of things. The person can possibly be psychotic as Patrick Bateman. He or she might show a few signs like jealously and tries to keep cool, so he or she won't show their true image.
"Dude, have you met that guy last weekend? Fucking Pro Bates all afternoon."

"There goes Bruce Wayne in his formal suit at a restaurant. Definitly Pro Bates."
by Justified501 October 30, 2012
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pro-birth

A term used to guilt trip pro-lifers by stating they don't care about a child after it has been born, claiming they only want to force a mother to give birth, as they should take the responsibility of the child that was conceived because of another's irresponsibility.

This, however, is an incredibly stupid argument. People who use this argument are conflating the act of evil with not performing an act of kindness (usually bringing up free healthcare), even though Conservatives are more charitable than Liberals and Christians are twice as likely to adopt a child.
Person A: "Sarah says she's pro-life, but in actuality she's pro-birth"
Person B: "How so?"
Person A: "She wants to force women into giving birth, and refuses to help out children after they are born."
Person B: "She has adopted 2 children. Conservatives, who are pro-life, give more to charity than Liberals and Christians are twice as likely to adopt. If a couple act irresponsibly, it is not our responsibility to amend their mistakes."
Person A: Can't respond so they use insults and claim "pro-birthers" hate women and want rape.
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pro hoe

any girl who hangs out at rancho wearing trucker hats and low rise jeans (see poser)
Im gonna kick that pro hoes ass if she doesnt stop being a poser
by pro hoes suck April 14, 2004
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Pro: vs. Con:

A game of wits and challenge to see who can say the weirdest thing when they take either side of pro or con. This keeps going like the energizer bunny, and the only rules are that there are no rules!
Pro: A jellyfish eats nothing but sand and whey!
Con: Harps dont carry people in their trunks!
by Spandy April 30, 2005
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Pro clubs

A Sweaty FIFA game mode that makes the best of friends hate eachother.
It is also full of people who have munted their pro player up. So they look like Kaitlin Jenner.
Oscar: "Callum ur trash at Pro Clubs m88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888"
Callum: "Ill chin ur mum if you chat hella wuss
by MASSIVE h February 13, 2018
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pro model

bruh, i had to pop me another pro model for da low low
by KEENAN September 30, 2003
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