Pretentious Gay

A gay man who often emphasizes their knowledge, fashion sense, or social status, sometimes in a way that comes off as condescending or exclusive. They may be seen frequenting trendy spots, making subtle judgments about others, and projecting an air of superiority.

Jarrett walks into a cocktail bar and orders a gimlet, "Isn't this supposed to be made with Nolet's Reserve Dry Gin? I can't taste the blend of botanicals, you know, saffron and verebena. Also, I don't drink WELL gin."

"The pretentious gays at that event made me feel like I didn’t belong."

by Mianiga July 2, 2024

pretentionary

A pretentious person.

A person that's considered to be "professionally" pretentious.

Plural: Pretentionaries

That hippie is a pretentionary.

This documentary appeals to pretentionaries.

by Ozempicwarrior43 November 23, 2024

Presentator

A presenter who is also a bit of a potato

The presentation was okay, but the guy delivering it was a bit of a presentator

by BlobRainbow February 14, 2025

Present

Can I be present in the moment?

Hym "Um... YEAH, dipshit. That's one of the modes. I mean, it- What are you even talking about? It isn't even the best mode! I'm using it now! While I write! That is what the mode is for! You are doing that wrong. Present mode (Fully embodied self/FES) is got DOING things, Ham Sarris. It's for like, slanging weiner and shit. Why would I use FES all the time? That's why I think you don't have thoughts in your head. I use it while I'm writing and oscillate between THAT and Internal Dialogue mode to make these. Then there is Scenario Visualization mode. And then there is the Autopilot. That's for remedial, repetitive task. And I use the autopilot in conjunction with both Visualization and Dialogue modes. It also doesn't require cognition AT ALL. Like, my walk to work last night was almost entirely autopilot. I literally don't even remember most of the trip. But my autopilot is ALSO fucked right now because of this brain shit I got going on. But nah, there's nothing good about present mode. Present mode is dodshit. Hyperfocus mode or bust. But hyper focus is strenuous. Which is why I usually only play games in like 1-2 hour long bursts. What am I going to do? Go outside and look at a bird? Fuck present mode."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

Percent

A very strange creature, reminiscent of the character Bibi from the game Brawl Stars. They live only in one city, Vologda, in Russia. They are hostile to humans and hunt for those who have the maximum rank on their Brawl Stars account on Bibi. Their main weapon is bits, but they can use large bubbles made of chewing gum. Legend has it that when Supercell releases a hypercharged skin for Bibi, a giant percent will appear, and the city of Vologda will be wiped off the face of the earth.

Yesterday, a crowd of percents was chasing me, I barely escaped, - person with max rank Bibi.

by ShAiTan_hecker_ahoh March 14, 2025

Present

When a cat brings another animal home, usually that they're giving you in the hope you'll eat it and thank them.

"Don't let the cat in, she's got a present."

by Archmage Mad Hazza the Green March 17, 2026

Presentitute

A person who gives flashy, overhyped presentations purely for personal gain, attention, or profit — often without substance, sincerity, or shame. Will sell out their ideas, values, or coworkers for applause, likes, or a free conference badge.

Friend #1: “Did you see Karen’s ‘thought leadership’ deck at the all-hands?”
Friend #2: “Yeah, it was 40 slides of AI buzzwords and fake humility. She’s a total presentitute.”

by KeynoteKilla July 16, 2025