Premachair Ejaculation

The act of spunking over yourself, when you climax earlier than anticipated whilst watching online porn, causing you to fall backwards off of your chair.

He was careful about masturbating in his bedroom since the occasion when he suffered from premachair ejaculation, and struck his head on the floor.

by Maclen November 10, 2017

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Presackerly

A bastardised amalgamation of 'precisely' and 'exactly' ... a widely used Gwl@dism.

"She's a minger then? So bad, you wouldn't touch her with Slacker's?"

"Presackerly".

by All of Gwl@d September 11, 2005

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Premature projecculation

To make definitive statements when the data is still inconclusive leading one to be wrong… again. This commonly happens in medicine and in pop science.

cholesterol is bad for you........No wait.......... Just certain types
older women should take estrogen............ No wait...... it causes heart disease
Take Vioxx for joint ......oopps ...... it causes heart disease in women
Never drink alcohol.......wellll.....Ok I guess one glass of wine a day is actually good for you

Guess even the medical community occasionally experiences premature projecculations

by Root-San October 1, 2007

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Preacha Grease

Hair pomade or anything for the hair used by male preachers that gives them a 'greased down' over-shined hair look. This look basically works against rather than for the over-all minister's appearance.

Most of the Tele Evangelists (Male) who have their hair slicked back uses Preacha Grease, and 'Ghetto' Preachers in the urban neighborhood. "Rev. Toejam's hair is full of Preacha Grease, look how slick and shiny it is..."

by Methodistpreacher January 13, 2008

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