Doodle Porn

Doodle Porn (n): a picture drawn out of boredom (commonly in class) depicting a naked person. May or may not be erotic in nature.

Catt drew a picture of a naked chick sleep during class yesterday. She was totally making doodle porn.

by ElkinFencer10 July 23, 2009

Porn-Pathing

When you know how to get from one porn video to another based on the related tab.

"Yo homie, whom I apparently watch pornography with. What's the Porn-pathing for that one video with the step mom and sister fucking the dude on independence day?"-probably some guy named Chad

"Just start with Step Cousins BFF "It was just a Kiss, it"s not like you were sucking his Dick" S17: Ep. 2 then go to "I just Wanted my Step Brother to Manhandle Me" Busty Step Sis Jewelz Blu then FamilyStrokes - Nerdy Step-Bro Fucked me for Homework"- probably some guy named Dave or maybe Sam idk

"Thanks dude"-maybe Chad

by HeroHalfWolf January 20, 2021

Porn Flic

A Porn Flic is a short video usually what is seen on tube sites. Unlike a full porno or feature length DVD, a porn flic or pornflic is just the best part or parts of the scene.

And unlike DVD's, or the old VHS tapes, pornflics are usually watched from a computer.

Woman: What are you watching?
Guy: Uhhh. Nothing.
Woman: That better not be a porn flic!
Guy: WHAAAAT!! Thats crazy! You know I would never.....
Woman: What? Watch with out me?
Guy: :~)

by cleverm85 April 17, 2017

Porn hair

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs

1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.

by ansb May 22, 2013

envy porn

Porn that you wish you could be in or look as good as the person in the porno

Wow that person has a huge cock I wish I was hung like him "envy porn"

by kickass anynymous April 25, 2014

Jello Porn

A commercial or a scene in a movie where you see jello wiggling all over the place.

Did you see World Gym's new commercial? It has tons of jello porn in it.

Ewww!!!!!!

by Byarbro September 27, 2011

Porn Insurance

Porn Insurance are features that help hide evidence of looking at pornography. Places such as Google Chrome have many features like this such as deleting your history at the click of a button, incognito tabs, and various other things. Porn insurance may seem like useless features to normal people, and a safety button for vigorous fappers.

Guy1: My mom came into my room while I was looking at porn.

Guy2: Oh shit, did she see you fapping?

Guy1: No man, my beef stick wasn't out, thank god. But she wanted to use my laptop and I didn't have time to delete my history, she saw my porn in related searches.

Guy3: That's why I put porn insurance on my computer.

by Revived Divine August 1, 2012