Polish finger trap

When someone inserts one index finger into a woman’s vaginal opening while inserting their other index finger into the anal opening of the same woman. The woman then performs her Kegel exercises while the prey struggles for freedom.

Careful, one finger at a time - otherwise it starts to become a real polish finger trap down there.

by PolishSexperts September 2, 2019

Polish The Rim

Dropping trout. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

Do you guys have a bathroom? I need to Polish The Rim!

by Starla S Lansky October 31, 2019

Polish earplug

A sexual act when during a blow job, a male ejaculates and instead of swallowing, a partner collects and deposits the semen into the male’s ear canal like a warm, wet Willy.

That bitch Karen from Accounts Receivable gave me a polish earplug!

by Karen’s clan February 22, 2020

Polish Cabbage Soup

When oral sex is performed on a Polish cow (or obese woman).

I had two servings of Polish cabbage soup last night.

by Bustin Beaver March 3, 2020

Polish Goodmorning

When you get woken up in the morning with fellatio and after nutting in her mouth, she washes it down with a shot of Vodka.

Yeah man the first date went way better than expected. I stayed over and she woke me up with a Polish Goodmorning.

by Anjelich August 18, 2020

polish chad

Someone who is undeniably a chad
And is from Poland.

Hey who's that guy?

Oh, hes Brajan, Hes a Polish Chad.

Ah...

by NotBrajan... October 17, 2020

Polish janitor

when you pour a double shot of vodka on someone's ass and lick it all off

comrade 1: man I got hammered last night!
comrade 2: how did you do that!?
comrade 1: I did a Polish janitor with all the girls at the party

by warlock of feet January 4, 2021