Backdoor Pirate

noun:
1. A pirate whose prefered method of pillaging is through the backdoor.

2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.

3. A common name for a hypothetical work of homosexual pornography, yet there is no evidence of something with the words "Backdoor Pirate" ever existing in the pornographic world.

#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."

Sarah: "Eeek!"

#2:
Joey: "Ahahahah I bet your dad stared in Backdoor Pirates 7!"

Rodion: "You fucktard! There's no such thing!"

by Argonak April 12, 2008

Tales of Pirates

A Chinese-based MMORPG with a poor privacy policy and tech support that speaks fragmented english. Full of bots and glitches. Don't post your picture in the Player Photos section because they include your e-mail address and you WILL get MSN requests from non-english speakers for sex.

Player: Yes, I'd like my photo removed from the player photos section. I'm getting messages from tons of people I don't know and they can only say "tales of pirates," and "sex"

Tech Support: Oh that a tech thing we cant do that :) Sorry :)

by Tsubaki January 11, 2009

blind pirate

when you are doing a bitch from behind, you wait until you are about to cum then spit on the girl's back. She turns around and you give her a cum shot to the eye and she says "ARGGGG"

I gave your mother a blind pirate last night in your bed.

by Twat sniff September 17, 2008

pirate juice

Poisionous liquid (usually some sort of cleaner) with a skull and crossbones drawn on the bottle.

Loser Kid - Dude, this Pirate Juice is sweeeeeeet.
Kid Two (in background) - Where'd the window cleaner go?

by Hailey Randall May 3, 2005

Piratephobia

An intense, unnesessary, and almost obsessive fear of online pirates cracking your game.

2K games demonstrated such a horrible case of piratephobia that they fucked up the the launch of Bioshock.

by AC-Mandalore January 2, 2009

pirate's glory

When a person has no eyeball, and a penis is inserted into that empty eyeball socket and sperm is ejaculated into the empty space. (aka- having sexual intercourse in ones eye.)

Last night, I gave Jane a pirate's glory.
Another Example: It's like having sex in somebody's empty eyeball socket.

by Marie & Katy December 9, 2008

the reverse pirate

When your getting a blow job, you punch the girl in the eye, and cum on her knee.

Last night I gave my ex-girlfriend a reverse pirate

by kaboomer landers November 2, 2003