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tramp pissed

To be shit faced drunk to a degree that is usually reserved for the homeless community.

This is traditionally done on the cheapest nastiest alcoholic beverage available at any given time.
Guy 1: dude I've had such a shit day, wanna grab a few beers

Guy 2: I'm broke man, let's go the the off license, get some cheap shit and get tramp pissed
by w3z010 May 11, 2014
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Dinghy passenger

A man or a woman who crave riding on a man's woody, preferably while voyaging in a small marine craft.
Can I help you with your wooden oar? I'll be your dirty dinghy passenger, Captain.
by TTIII May 18, 2016
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professionally pissed

When you are at work and have to keep your job so you bottle up the anger and hold onto it till you can safely release it.
Timothy peed all over the office floor, I'm so professionally pissed off it's not even funny.
by SassyBabe3290 May 2, 2017
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Supreme Pissed

More pissed than ever recorded on the Richter Scale.
My dad took a dump on my windshield, I'm Supreme Pissed.
by SupremeSammy August 15, 2017
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force pussed

When a pussy is being forced upon you by the other person sitting on your face, making you eat them out or die in the process.
Last night she got real crazy and tied me up and force pussed me! I kinda liked it....
by StrangelyImpure November 11, 2018
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Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
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Buck passer

Someone who always complains about a certain thing but never does anything about it. They tend to “pass the buck” when confronted about them not doing anything.

Loves to use the following phrases when confronted:

“I shouldn’t have to fix it”
“That’s not my job”
“Well what are you doing about it”
“I’m too busy”
She is such a buck passer, always bitching about it but never helps.
by Maniak.Nate March 27, 2019
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