Toilet Paper

a paper you use to wipe your shit, and bouncing droplets of toilet water.

American in Japan: where's a toilet paper?
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!

by someart February 28, 2017

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yung paper

the swaggiest rapper ad girly pop eva

dang man! you be acting like a yung paper right now!

by jenny telia April 28, 2019

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paper cricket

A new push pin that has a clip, which allows for papers to be slipped into without puncturing or damaging the piece. Good for artists, students, businessmen, and teachers.

John: "You have any tacks I can borrow?"
George: "I got paper crickets you can use."

by Modica4uall May 30, 2011

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paper-binning

The act of throwing something away, to get rid of sth., also fig.

Due to low sales figures, the company was forced to paper-bin the whole project and start from scratch.

by Torsten Kathke November 10, 2003

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Paper slut

Someone who has uncontrollable urges to write or draw and has no qualms about using any near by surface.

Anne: Damn it! James gave in to his paper slut urges and used up all the napkins again!

James: What was I supposed to do? I was out of notebooks!

by cubnake September 14, 2015

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Paper Shredder

Its a blowjob where the giver has braces so the penis gets shredded.

Guy with braces: Hey how bout I give you a blow job...
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder

Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)

by Sage Johnson April 1, 2021

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