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white people pain

painful emotions that are easily fixable. to fully be white people pain, the proprietor of said pain needs to broadcast these problems to everyone who would listen in a 10 mile radius.

This condition disproportionately affects: gay men, young women, prepubescent children, people who frequent online forums/own webcams, and tv dramas. All of these people will also frequently be white, upper middle class, and from Connecticut.
Any and all episodes of the Gilmore Girls.

"My parents got me a car for Hanukkah, but it's not the color that I wanted."
"That's some white people pain."
by portionsforfoxes December 15, 2009
mugGet the white people painmug.

T-Pain

verb: the act of beating someone or something up for general douche-like behavior

also, the feeling of getting beaten up.
"Dude, I'm gonna t-pain some chads tonight."

"Man, that 3 lbs of bacon is totaly t-paining my stomach."
by Spartacus1085 May 15, 2009
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pain don't hurt

A very popular philosphy of NYU students regarding "natural causes" accidents in the workplace. A way to explain not using pain medication. usually said with a smirk, and topless.
You'll need some staples. No local antesthetic? Pain don't hurt.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
mugGet the pain don't hurtmug.

Existential back pain

Back pain that is caused by simply existing.
For example, feeling pain in the upper or lower back region when there is no reason too. This is known as existential back pain
by Shamiah James September 29, 2022
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Torturing The Pain Junkie

(1) The act of frivolously trying to get under somebody skin but failing miserably
(2) Failing To Trigger A Person
(3) trying to hurt a person only to realize that you're more helping them than hurting them
Nancy Reagan's" Just Say No" campaign help to publicize and give free publicity
to drug dealers rather than discourage people from using drugs because before the campaign most people weren't using drugs from get go but it made the non drug users look "uncool" and "ostracized" it was like Torturing The Pain Junkie
by EmJayee November 10, 2018
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Paper back pain

When you tear so many papers apart that it starts to affect you back
I’ve been ripping apart so many papers that my back and arm are killing me who needs the gym when you got that am I right paper back pain!!!
by Tranny Sammy March 25, 2019
mugGet the Paper back painmug.

National Pain Day

National Pain Day is everyday,the pain does simply not go away.
Robert:Hey billy!What day is it today?
Billy:Robert its National Pain Day,like every other day.
by amarkralj October 2, 2020
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