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Pre-Hooters pound off

The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.
Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?

Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..

Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.
by droopscrotty December 30, 2016
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tango in the pound house

When giving a blowjob the receiver gets there balls ripped off
"Hey josh guess what"

"What?"

"Last night I got a Tango in the pound house"

"I don't even wanna know"
by Yeet God McNeckass 2 May 10, 2019
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Hand Pound

Hand Pounding is the act of getting your wee wee pounded by the females hand until orgasm.
Trevon: How was the party ?
Derashan: I got Hand Pounded man.
Trevon: Woah.
by RugbyUser2011 July 7, 2011
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papal pound

papal pound(money)

when pope/priest rapes kids and gives them money so they will conceal it and dont tell.

its a nonvoluntary prostitution
that priest gave me $600 so i can buy a gun and kill the priest, at least i will conceal it

papal pound
by njfhfs9 May 27, 2010
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Four Pound

The term "four pound" refers to a .45 caliber handgun literally meaning four plus a pound.

i.e. four---->(4) pound---->plus a pound(4+1=5) = 45

Desert Eagle .50cal??? Are you kidding me? NO! It means a .45.
Fuck a 9 or .40cal you need a four pound if you wanna really put a hole in a mother fucker.
by I_Go_Full_Retard February 7, 2012
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quarter pound

An action in which two inebriated individuals knuckle pound one another's fist, with little or no effort. To do so, one must relax the hand to a point where little energy is consumed. Followed thereby with but a light tap of the individuals' knuckles. Thus, a knuckle pound with but a quarter of the energy used regularly.
*Works best whilst in a smoke-filled automobile

Post-script: The use of the word 'dyep' after the quarter pound is used in the most extraordinary of cases.
Chris: Damn that was some good pudo
Jordan: Yeah, that shit was good too..
<laughter>
Chris: Quarter pound that shit menh
<the quarter pound>
Chris: Dyep.
Jordan: Dyep.
by ETSN March 27, 2007
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a pound

a ciggarette. if u send save us 50p it would mean save us half a ciggarette ect.
if u send save us 50p it would mean save us half a ciggarette ect.
by owen March 27, 2005
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