The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.
Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?
Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..
Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.
Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..
Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.
by droopscrotty December 30, 2016
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when pope/priest rapes kids and gives them money so they will conceal it and dont tell.
its a nonvoluntary prostitution
when pope/priest rapes kids and gives them money so they will conceal it and dont tell.
its a nonvoluntary prostitution
that priest gave me $600 so i can buy a gun and kill the priest, at least i will conceal it
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by njfhfs9 May 27, 2010
Get the papal pound mug.The term "four pound" refers to a .45 caliber handgun literally meaning four plus a pound.
i.e. four---->(4) pound---->plus a pound(4+1=5) = 45
Desert Eagle .50cal??? Are you kidding me? NO! It means a .45.
i.e. four---->(4) pound---->plus a pound(4+1=5) = 45
Desert Eagle .50cal??? Are you kidding me? NO! It means a .45.
by I_Go_Full_Retard February 7, 2012
Get the Four Pound mug.An action in which two inebriated individuals knuckle pound one another's fist, with little or no effort. To do so, one must relax the hand to a point where little energy is consumed. Followed thereby with but a light tap of the individuals' knuckles. Thus, a knuckle pound with but a quarter of the energy used regularly.
*Works best whilst in a smoke-filled automobile
Post-script: The use of the word 'dyep' after the quarter pound is used in the most extraordinary of cases.
*Works best whilst in a smoke-filled automobile
Post-script: The use of the word 'dyep' after the quarter pound is used in the most extraordinary of cases.
Chris: Damn that was some good pudo
Jordan: Yeah, that shit was good too..
<laughter>
Chris: Quarter pound that shit menh
<the quarter pound>
Chris: Dyep.
Jordan: Dyep.
Jordan: Yeah, that shit was good too..
<laughter>
Chris: Quarter pound that shit menh
<the quarter pound>
Chris: Dyep.
Jordan: Dyep.
by ETSN March 27, 2007
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