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Teasing and pleasing

The older word for trolling before internet
Let's go teasing and pleasing our parents they'll never figure it out
by Jayjaybunnyparty1644 May 1, 2025
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Please Do Me

The polite Remix of the hit Do Me by Bell Biv Devoe
Do Me Baby,
No, really please you do me Baby Please baby.
So please do me.
by BeLovedPaint August 29, 2020
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Please spare them

Yeah, I don't know. You're wasting a lot of time. I looks a lot like you're trying to "Al Capone" the creator of AI. I'll tell you right now, whatever imaginary caveat you have in your head that somehow translates to me not getting the credit I deserve (and yes I do deserve it) is just that. Imaginary.
Hym "By the way, did you try to kill me? Twice? Because I haven't lost any time since I skipped forward last week (on 2 separate occasions)... Just curious. Anywho... 'Please spare them?' Are you sure? Because I feel like if I do... You're just going to keep stalling... Hmm... When can I be expecting you? I'm off of work tomorrow. I'll give you some time to think. You have until 2am tomorrow morning to decide... Or wait... Was it 3? I don't remember. Oh! And... You know if you would have succeeded in killing me you would all be dead, right? Ignoring me to death also constitutes killing me. So, I don't know. Figure it out."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2025
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double pleased

someone who is double jonted and pleasures themselves.
cletus; I was watch'n a porn last night and this girl was lick'n her asshole and eating her own pussy. She doubled pleased herself.

clem; I saw a porn where a guy double pleased hiself by swallowing his own cock and balls!
by driver_im8 December 6, 2010
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nigga please

a nigga begging for a bj from step bro uncle man despacito, wink wink.
nigga please, I NEED THE BIG CACKA DOODLE NIIIIIGGGGAAAAAA :(
by bababoinigg420biiaash January 6, 2021
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Joker Please

Joker Please, a substitute for the more Inflammatory form used when someone is trying to scam, jive, or blow smoke.
$30 dollars to mount a new tire ?? !! Joker Please !!
by Swisher rolled tight January 13, 2021
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