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Patroupies

Patroupies (noun): Patrick Harris groupies; Hoards of ladies that are madly in love with Patrick Harris because of his mystical man-charm.
"Oh my gosh! Did you see all the patroupies that were at that party? Off the chain, yo!"
by E-Nolz March 15, 2011
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patron pussy

When a female can't orgasm because she drank too much alcohol. The shortened term "PP" may also be used. (Female version of whiskey dick).
He was fuckin me so good but I couldn't finish cause I had patron pussy.

I wish I didn't drink that much last night, he was hot as fuck and had a nice dick but I had the PP.
by Potatopie91 August 26, 2017
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Patronus

When you're fucking someone and you pull out and yell "EXPECTO PATRONUM" as you ejaculate on their face.
I shot her with a patronus last night.
by Donnachang June 4, 2022
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cock patron

n. one who frequently spends money on cock
Jacob thought Jody was such a good cock patron that he gave her a freebie.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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pike patrol

A pike patrol is a large gruop of pikeys on the look out for stuff to nick.
Me and my friends have used this term for years.
"Whoa look at da size of dat pike patrol"
"Watcch out pike patrol about"
by Steveo101 December 14, 2008
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Colon Patroller

someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.
Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!
by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 22, 2009
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booze patrol

An annoying person who likes to keep track of how many drinks a person consumes in a night for the sheer pleasure of talking shit the next day, to cover up their own alcoholism and or slutty behavior.
Patsy-"Wow, Jackie I saw you drank 14 beers last night, maybe you need to check in to Betty Ford."

Jackie-"Patsy, Rob told me that he and Steve tag teamed you last night after you all polished off a bottle of Jack at after hours. Stop being the booze patrol."
by momo4 February 10, 2010
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