Penny Daddy

The nickname assigned to actor Penn Badgley (Gossip Girl, 2007 - 2012), based on just how attractive he is, especially to straight teenagers who enjoyed him as Joe Goldberg and enjoyed him even more as Dan Humphrey

Penny Daddy So Fine

by AlThorReborn April 7, 2022

Pennsylvania Navy

Jackass weekend warriors from southeastern PA that clog up Delaware roads and beaches with their f350's and boat trailers that can't drive, boat, handle alcohol, or act like they've been in public before. But still better than anybody from NY or NJ.

Did you see that idiot that sunk his truck trying to pull the boat out?
Yeah, he must be an Admiral with the Pennsylvania Navy?!

by Ed Nolbrm June 29, 2022

Pennsylvania Roadside Oyster

When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!

The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.

by AmberleeGray July 6, 2022

Pennsylvania Dutch Window Washer

The recipient of this sex act hangs there head out of a second story window. The male comes from behind penetrating whatever hole the receiver chooses. The male continues until he climaxes on the window and asks the recipient how is the weather. The recipient must claim that its nice outside and looks like a good day to clean the windows. The recipient is then grabbed by the back of the head, pulled back inside. Recipients face is then rubbed across the dirty window until clean.

Babe. It's too cold outside to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Window Washer. Let's do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain instead.

by GermanPizzaEater January 7, 2023

Penny

To 'Penny' (Verb): To soft-domesticate an individual, in conjunction with a ?/it Significant Other, Caring for their material needs and providing an environment in which the 'Penny' (Noun) can focus on lavishing love and attention onto their 'Tess' (Noun).

"God, I wish someone would just Penny me already, so I can vibe with my cute she/it girlfriend in space hugging and hanging out and Flourishing

by Eriyoldinok February 9, 2023

Penny Pincher

Someone who works at or runs a business and trys to screw the customer out of a few pennies to raise profits instead of gaining customer satisfaction and return business increasing sales and even more profits. A very poor business model often associated with race due to origins in Asia, India, and Jerusalem.

Quickiemart penny pincher wouldn't let me use the bathroom then buy something, he made me buy it first and I couldn't make it so I pissed on the counter.

by WGstyles March 8, 2023

dirty penny dj

when a guy or girl licks a girl's cornhole while fingering her. Similar to a rusty trombone but for girls. Could also be known as a rusty kazoo

she gave me a rusty trombone so i felt compelled to give her the dirty penny dj

by HStuffMStuff July 23, 2010