penis

Man's best friend who is also quite popular with the ladies.

Hi I noticed your penis there, can I buy him a drink?

by ry-spirit December 17, 2008

penis

Thing that Taylor Whitt likes in his mouth.

Guess whos mouth my penis is in!

by Garced March 2, 2005

penis

The thing that sticks out under a boy's tummy. Sometimes it's large, sometimes its short, its tiny in the case of this giant dude I know at school. We call him tiny-penis-man.
The penis is frequently used for fucking things. Doesn't matter what. Could be a woman, a man, a dog, a hamster. It is fun to grab penises.

My friend Ben has a huge penis, I know, my friend grabbed it during lunch. She got horny.

by puffy nipples April 4, 2009

Penis

Word used, usually by women, to describe something really cool....or really lame.

That new purse of yours is so penis!

or

I drank too much last night and look like penis.

by Flibbity Shibby April 27, 2004

penis

'joy'stick for men when masturbated
and for women when getting fucked

he played with his penis whenever he got bored

by ewrwe May 21, 2006

penis

something justin beiber doesn't have.

Justin beiber doesn't have a penis

by I love vagina in my mouth September 9, 2011

Penis

that thing i please various women with

"i please many women last night with my penis"

by jesus August 17, 2003