An individual who walks the casino floor(e.g. Las Vegas) and lures guys to strip clubs in the area, by promising free drinks. Also can be applied to hookers that sit with you at a Vegas bar and offer their services.
"This Cock Recruiter stopped me last night on the Casino floor and said that all my friends are going for drinks to strip clubs, offered me 2 drinks and a drive to a slew of different titty bars. Tonight, this hooker sat down near me in a bar and said she was a social worker and would take care of me with her special social skills... What a Cock Recruiter!!!"
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Gabe: "Seriously? Man, I got a blow job from her just twenty minutes ago. Haha, you just got some secondhand cock!"
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If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.
an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.
If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.
an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.
Megan: "Lets have sex"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."
Or
Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."
Or
Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"
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You tie a weight to your election. You use the throbs to lift the weight connected to it.
Equipment needed: shoelace, weight plate(s), post workout supplement such as creatine/bcaa's.
You tie a weight to your election. You use the throbs to lift the weight connected to it.
Equipment needed: shoelace, weight plate(s), post workout supplement such as creatine/bcaa's.
Women have kegels. Men have cock curls. Even the buddhist monks hang weights from their scrotums for toughness training exercises.
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Get the Cock curls mug.The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.
My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.
by weezarc June 1, 2010
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