Ninja

Someone who can never be seen. Ever. Ninjas do not show up in photographs.

e.g "That guy is a ninja"
"What guy?"
"...I don't know. Where'd he go?"

by AwesomeMccooooooooool December 5, 2009

Ninja Fart

A silent fart that someone sneeeeeks in after someone else has a noisy fart, so that everyone thinks the stink belongs to the first asshole.

Innocent Bystander: Ewww Kate, that fart is rank.
Kate: Nah, that's Dani's ninja fart. She been stinkin it up all day, cuza dat nasty hamachi she be eatin.
Dani: Eh, heh heh. You caught my ninja.
Innocent Bystander: Ew Dani. Not cool.

by D.Ella Hughley June 23, 2010

flying ninja monkeys

The ultimate power in the universe known to man. Superior to anything else used for combat, including people and devices.

Don't piss Corby off or he'll send his Flying Ninja Monkeys after you!

by V-Man December 14, 2004

Ninja Arachnigga

A Ninja Arachnigga is a black spider that has received ninja training. Most Ninja Arachniggas start a crime fighting life after their training. Almost every arachnigga has become a celebrity, due to their increased ninja skills and the fact that they can pose as African Americans. Usualy armed with Glocks, katanas, pump shotguns and kunais

Examples of Ninja Arachniggas

-Samuel L Jackson

-Wayne Brady (his training was not complete, thus he does not have as many ninja skills)

-Morgan Freeman (grand master)

by Gergery December 12, 2008

cyborg ninja

he's a character from Metal Gear Solid. His identiy though is familar to Solid Snake

I am Cyborg Ninja. I am not your friend nor your enemy.

by World Domination March 11, 2005

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

a very cool show that was on Saturday morning TV during the late 80s and early 90s. It was inspired by a cult comic book and spawned 3 motion pictures and several video games. The 4 turtles became mutated by a radioactive ooze. This factor gives the seies an environmental message leaning that needs attention today.

1. In the computer room in the campus library where I went to college the 4 tie-in printers are named Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael.

2. When the local TV stations in 1992 started programming 4 hours of nonstop bullshit news programs on Saturday mornings for the yuppies, my son Roger cried because he couldn't watch "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" anymore. I wrote to Channel 6 telling them how furious I was.

3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

They're heoes in a half shell and they're green. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

When the evil Shredder attacks (whooosh!) them turtle boys don't cut him no slack.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens. (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (that's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but prude (gimme a break!)
Michelangelo is a party too (party!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 5, 2009

Hot Ninja

Sex act involving either being or dressing up like a ninja. Begin by quietly dropping out of the darkness/ceiling or creeping into a darkened room to find your girlfriend fast asleep. Quickly and quietly achieve orgasm, blowing your hot load allover her unsuspecting face. Throw down a smoke bomb and make your escape out of the nearest window using a grappling hook or some other sort of urban climbing device. Loose the ninja suit, return to the scene of the crime, and act as if you have no idea whose semen is allover her but make sure and exclaim that it is by no means yours.

Isn't she just angelic when she's asleep like that? It's like she's just quietly begging for a hot ninja.

by Richard™ February 20, 2007