netflix and love

A substitute of Netflix and chill. Instead of watching a movie in the background and fucking the brains out of the other participant, netflix and love ambiently plays a pop culture film to distract the two viewers from their inescapable loneliness. It adds normalcy to their weighted plight to reach another soul as they gaze into another’s eyes. Assigning every aspect of people they love to the otherwise stranger in front of them, a true intimate moment is reached by both parties.

A result of loneliness and the willingness to love without reason

Mentally ill lover mindset: I’m destined to be alone. I want to feel held tonight. I’m going on tinder to find some Netflix and love

by Vagabondidiot November 12, 2022

Netflix and Chill

When you haven’t had sex in weeks and that one innocent guy wants to see you.

Alexis wanted to Netflix and Chill😂

by Lmm1208 November 14, 2022

Netflixed

The complete ruination of a beloved IP through the use of race and/or gender swapping, inappropriate star casting, or ignorance of the source material.

Have you seen the new Deathnote? It was totally Netflixed!

by Evilone1/2thefun November 25, 2022

Pull a Netflix

Starting something, especially to get people to look, with no plan on finishing it.

Yeah, you don't want to pull a Netflix!

by ElrondHubbard42 December 11, 2021

Netflix and chill

Hang and bang

Gf to bf: Wanna Netflix and chill?
Bf: Oh yeah I’m down to hang and bang.

by Gmcmom February 8, 2022

Netflix and chill

To hang out and have sex.

Gf - hey babe, wanna Netflix and Chill tonight?

Bf - Sure, I’m down to ‘hang and bang’.

by Gmcmom February 9, 2022

Netflix Guy

A guy that is always available for a girl when she can't find anyone else. (Like Netflix is for TV, when nothing else is on, watch a movie on Netflix that you've probably seen already and know the ending but watch it anyway.)

"Call Netflix Guy. You KNOW he's home alone just waiting for you!"

by Nondemo February 11, 2022