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Net

When you constantly get caught in the soccer goal net and you fall down.
"Guys look! Nathan just pulled a Net! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
by LD1216\ September 29, 2021
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net.god

People who have been involved in the Internet/Usenet long enough to have strong opinions about some aspect of the Usenet or Internet and are often in a position to do something about them if provoked do not mess with them casually Or they will call upon their friends to make your life very uncomfortable. Things may not be as they seem once they are provoked.
My life was great up until I provoked a Net.God six weeks later I ended up homeless in a country I’ve never been to before and my family all despise me White took the kids to put a restraining order my dog even had a restraining order on me.
by Flybynite October 28, 2021
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Billzo.net

HES like SO hot and has a huge 🤭🤭🤭🤭 12 inches🤤🤤🤤
Dude billzo.net is so hot I want him to cream pie me😩😩😩
by anonymous December 15, 2021
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Net decking

Net decking is taking a deck posted on the Internet and playing it, with little to no modification.

Some gaming purists look down upon it because it removes the deck building aspect from the card game. The flip side is that building effective decks is challenging and time consuming and the more players and games a deck goes through, the more the play style and its contents are refined, making it even more effective, and thus more desirable to copy, thereby creating a virtuous cycle.
Is net decking bad?
That depends on who you ask, everyone has their own opinion on the matter, some people are against it, some are neutral and some encourage it, either way just play however you want, no one can stop you.
by NecroVecro January 28, 2022
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net

net (n). slang for mother/ grown woman. derived from the room (30/01/22)
my net doesn't rip that i fuck with tattoos and piercings.
by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022
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Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
by Mike109999 January 31, 2022
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net

Opinion (mostly) about girls.
Used when one is neither sexually nor psychologically attracted to a particular girl.
Abbreviates "not even touch".
Also see: fafa, fanta.
"Bro I fucked this chick, she's hot as hell."
"Dude, you must've been drunk af, she's a total net"
by dendik March 14, 2022
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