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nailf

Acronym for "News Anchor I'd like to Fuck"
Check out that betty on CNN, she's a nailf.
by FuriousGeorge October 1, 2003
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nailomania

Biting of nails when under extreme stress or strain.
Nowadays many cricket players suffer from nailomania. No wonder so many plasters on various fingers.
by Avatar007 July 17, 2009
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nail barb

a nail that splits or separates, catching on anything/everything ESPECIALLY POLYESTER!! if you aren't close to a nail clipper, this 'barb' will torture you for all eternity until you can 'chaw' it off; or find some kind of tool that will 'fix' it up!
me gonna sucker-punch this nail barb!!

this nail barb is about pissing me off!

this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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Nail Rating

The Nail Rating refers to the number of women you've had sexual contact with, and of that how many you have penetrated with your penis.

Formula: No. of full penetration/ (No. of full penetration + No. of sexual contact) * 100

The subsequent score must be placed into the following status: has a (score)% nail rate

N.B. Sexual Contact includes anything greater than a kiss but less than full penetration.
“How many girls have you slept with, in comparison to the amount you have had ‘sexual contact’ with?”

The other individual commented, “4 out 4, so 100%.”

“Woah, fuck me that is a good nail rating Null.”
by Tinterwob December 12, 2010
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nail in the wall

A term used to compare someone with something cold and lifeless just to symbolize the lack of empathy for that person.

"Nail in the wall" although unisex is more often used for guys.

Girls are often referred to as the "hole in the wall".
To her that dude is no more than a nail in the wall.

I know you as much as a nail in the wall.
by BlackIsBack007 July 21, 2017
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Nabil

the most beautiful man to exist. The perfect human. Probably in love with a girl across the world from him. Just like husband material.
‘that guys so nice’ ‘yeah he’s such a nabil’
by ehmee May 10, 2023
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Fag Nails

When a guy has long untrimmed fingernails there referred to fag nails
Did you see Jim the other day man he has mad fag nails hasn't he ever heard of a god damn nail clipper?
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