Single

A female who eats baked goods while re-watching Homeland episodes.

Friend: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Staying home, eating this pie I baked and watching last season of Homeland.
Friend, Oh, you must be single.

by BakedGoodz June 4, 2016

Single cock

The joyous state of having a free-roaming penis

Tom and Stuart sat back, reminiscing about their days of owning a single cock

by Seatons Nose November 16, 2017

Singles

A single cigarette

“Hi, can I get a singles please?”

by Castillooooo June 24, 2022

Jobless & Single

Jobless & single when everyone else started working & married even if you finished & loved before all!

Jobless & Single leads to men burger routine!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019

ugly single friends

To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night

Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends

by Bowling123456789 February 26, 2019

Type A single

(Type A) single is when a person is single and ready to get some new ho

“Bro i’m finally single, We’re outside !”
- basic example of “ Type A single ”

by identitycrisisss July 28, 2025

single mom sampler

The combination of having a thigh tattoo, nose piercing, and hair dyed an unnatural color.

Ashley just dyed her hair blue, she completed the single mom sampler!

by tmc00 July 14, 2024