magic mushroom

Spork is retarded to not know what REAL shrooms are. Dumass.

You are retarded Spork.

by sony roolz is a biznitch September 28, 2003

mushroom

An individual who is closely tied with their origins. So connected to their roots, they stubbornly refuse to live outside of their surroundings. Despite opportunities in other lands, the individual will not migrate. ,affection, lover, immigration, urban, artist

The artist will not blossom abroad, simply because he is a mushroom.

by Ola Plum March 31, 2008

Love Mushroom

A love mushroom is when you repeatedly slap your partner in the face with your penis on exactly the same spot so that they have the red outline of your erect penis on their face.

I gave my girlfriend a love mushroom while she was sleeping this morning.

by Sam1237 November 17, 2011

mushroom head

mushroom head are the crappest band i have every heard. i cant stand any of their music, my brotehr has a few of their albums, and whenever he plays them i beat the shit outta him for playing crap music, they are shame to the metal world, FUCK mushroom head, i love metal but have no respect for mushroom head. also see gay for more mushroomhead.

u hear that crap ass band mushroomhead? yeh they sucked dick they pussies

by dancing idiot May 9, 2005

Mushrooms.

Mushrooms;a fungi. You would think that wouldnt be very exciting. It is. You smile from ear to ear and laugh like you heard the funniest thing ever. Your puples get huge but whatever. Not a good drug to take in front of parents. Good music to listen to would be Mushroomhead. Or possiably the postal service. Anything that makes you appriciate your life.

One night while with twelve of my closest friends me and one of them bought two oz of mushrooms. Needless to say everyone tripped there balls off. We thought we were in the amazon.

by kcarbby August 5, 2008

mushroom stamp

This is when a guy hits a girl in the forehead with the tip of his penis.

Specifically, the bottom part of a circumcised penis looks like a mushroom head, so the male would tap the bottom tip of his dick on her forehead with his mushroom and thus stamping her forehead.

Typically performed on females that you feel are sluts to make them feel like a complete slut.

i hooked up with this slut so I mushroom stamped her, just to be an ass.

by john_doe_123 February 3, 2010

mushroom woman

a female shutin,one that stays inside and has a pale, pasty complexion and commonly wears a faded housecoat and obviously doesn't leave the house very often or open many windows.Rarely seen or even noticed,possibly ill.

Ted got wide eyed and scared when he saw one mushroom woman come around the corner,then another,and another....

by whichwaynow August 31, 2007