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The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom
by the stanky leg April 5, 2009
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muddy stick

when you are doing anal sex and the girl takes a shit on your dick and the man proceeds to put it in her mouth
son last night i your mother gave me a muddy stick
by dirty sock April 12, 2009
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Muddy Soup

The muddy soup is when having anal sex, little preparation is made before the anal sex resulting in the shit spewing all over the penis of the male.
Johnson was so fast in the doggy style that he gave Helena a muddy soup.
by Bobus HoPokeUs September 8, 2016
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Muddy Puddle

Similar to “The Gravy Method” but instead of getting the gravy out, the individual who put the powder inside the other persons asshole is tied down while the person with the gravy inside their asshole forcefully shits on the other persons face, proceeding to make the mess of a muddy puddle
Mate why do I keep letting the priest tie me down and give me a muddy puddle
by trippy dippy September 8, 2025
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Muddy Mole

A dick that's just been inside of a butt without a condom and hasn't been washed yet.
Guy one: "Dude, did she go ass-to-mouth?"
Guy two: "Yeah man."
Guy one: "Oh gross, I can't believe she'd just put a Muddy Mole in her mouth like that."
by FFDN/AO3/DA Allen Pierce December 16, 2018
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muddy corndog

n: when you're on round 8 with your buddy's girlfriend, ate taco bell earlier, she invites you in through her backdoor, you pull your wet war noodle out of her anus and it's covered in shit that resembles a corndog covered in mud. YOUR WELCOME!!
Ryan: "man my girl got home this morning no clothes, car and covered in shit!"

Drue: "I know, i kicked her out after she gave me muddy corndog and shit all over my apartment."
by RICKFLAIRWOOOO December 18, 2021
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Pulling a muddy

To be an attention seeker and spread lies because you're insecure.
by kuzskippedtown August 5, 2020
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