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rigor mortis rendevous

The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.
"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."
by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007
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rigor moreish

cuntsnot exuded by the recently deceased, a delicacy among undertakers and serial killers alike
"Come on Dave, we gotta get this chick embalmed."
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"
by Big Daddy Slim June 11, 2009
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The Morris

A standard unit of size (volume) or mass equal to a Morris Oxford motor car.

Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.
Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.

Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!
by PWO 159 March 18, 2010
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Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
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Legio Mortis

Is an under rated Black Metal band formed in Germany. There most famous song is there cover of Around The World by ATC, they made songs like Through The Eyes Of Death, Time To Suffer, Morbid Dreams, Thorn In My Eye, Servant Of Satan,etc. They are currently making a new album this year.
Legio Mortis is fucking epic!

There songs are demonic

They are under rated
by madassgamer May 17, 2011
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Keith Morrised

To have been captured in a public place by Welsh photographer Keith Morris on one of his daily walkabouts.
Ah, gutted, you've been Keith Morrised.

Did you see that picture the other day, I got Keith Morrised, awsome!
by aberblaber November 23, 2011
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