The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.
by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007
Get the rigor mortis rendevous mug."Come on Dave, we gotta get this chick embalmed."
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"
by Big Daddy Slim June 11, 2009
Get the rigor moreish mug.A standard unit of size (volume) or mass equal to a Morris Oxford motor car.
Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.
Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.
Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.
Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.
Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!
by PWO 159 March 18, 2010
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1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
Get the Hairy Morris mug.Is an under rated Black Metal band formed in Germany. There most famous song is there cover of Around The World by ATC, they made songs like Through The Eyes Of Death, Time To Suffer, Morbid Dreams, Thorn In My Eye, Servant Of Satan,etc. They are currently making a new album this year.
by madassgamer May 17, 2011
Get the Legio Mortis mug.To have been captured in a public place by Welsh photographer Keith Morris on one of his daily walkabouts.
Ah, gutted, you've been Keith Morrised.
Did you see that picture the other day, I got Keith Morrised, awsome!
Did you see that picture the other day, I got Keith Morrised, awsome!
by aberblaber November 23, 2011
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