mississippi shoe shine

When a man is using a urinal and pees on the shoes of the man next to him.

Hey, Greg! I totally gave that dude a Mississippi shoe shine in the bathroom!

by tiggytigwam January 20, 2018

Mississippi Mudpie

When the girl lays down on her back and the guy squats over her head and poops on her face and tries to trace her eyebrows with his poop

Do you want a Mississippi Mudpie soon? I’m feeling a poop coming on.

by IslandBoi24 August 10, 2020

mississippi meatloaf

a recipe for meat-loaf made in mississippi.

my mom made us a Mississippi meatloaf for diner the other day it was great.

by MatureAcorn April 14, 2017

mississippi-pinstripe

When you are driving, and spit dip outside the window, and it gets all over your car.

I got to get a car wash, and get my new mississippi-pinstripe off, I
Couldn’t find my mud-jug

by Nattynicks August 15, 2018

Mississippi Gypsy

Mississippi’s Gypsy’s a women on one side of da block and a man named Brandon on the otha side of da block, but we don’t talk about it shhh.... Mississippi Gypsy is the sweetest and has the most awesome cool personality. She spends her time hangin wid da homies and cuddling up. She is also kinda an attention whore and yells at you until you rub her noggin’ SHES really furry too. She likes to meow a lot and sit in your lap.

Person 1: Have you seen Mississippi Gypsy?

Person 2: Shes sitting on Your lap brah

by Satans Cum 69 October 11, 2020

Mississippi Tootsie Tickler

The act of spitting chewing tobacco juices upon a females toes in order to lubricate them to stick your penis in between them repeatedly.

My sister was horny so I gave her the ol’ Mississippi tootsie tickler.

by Distorted toast November 16, 2019

Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 14, 2022