Mississippi

Mississippi is one of the worst states in the U.S (If not the worst). Alabama but more ghetto and poor. Every part of the state is impoverished, Especially Jackson. One of those states where you can find a Confederate flag hanging, Or a KKK Meeting if you look hard enough.

Demographics:
58% Redneck
38% Black
4% Other

Population: 2,940,000 (2022) (-0.7% from 2020)
Capital and largest city: Jackson

Politics: Conservative

DO NOT LIVE IN MISSISSIPPI

by IhateSouthTexas January 19, 2024

Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.

He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.

by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025

clear water mississippi

drunk enough to confuse a girl squirting in ur cup for your drink

I’m clear water mississippied right now bro.

by toree05 March 12, 2022

Mississippi Thunder

When you shove a giant metal pole up the anal cavity of a woman and wait for lighting to strike it.

Heather died yesterday from the Mississippi thunder.

by Boopis the third January 21, 2021

Mississippi rose

Sucking a fart out someone’s ass and holding it like a bong hit.

Matt is turned on when he gives Deb a Mississippi Rose, he likes the sounds she makes gagging.

by Bitch Barbie November 26, 2024

Mississippi kite

A black man handing from a tree.

Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.

I was going for a walk through a small town and came across a tree full of Mississippi kites.

by Shlingdaddy February 14, 2024

Mississippi Dandelion

When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.

"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."

by Borninsin April 6, 2019