The Mechanisms

A band of immortal space pirates roaming the universe in the starship Aurora. Some say they’re from a steampunk future, others claim they’re from a cyberpunk past, a few even whisper that they may be from a dieselpunk alternate now. They are all correct. They are also SO GAY. We love them.

Person 1: WHOA that person over there is Jonathan Sims who plays Jonny d'Ville in the band The Mechanisms???
Person 2: YES! I want to kiss him so bad.
Person 1: Same.

by sun tube March 3, 2024

Tyler Meacham

That one kid you just hate to be around, Usually smelly fat and has the smallest penis known to man! He is probably sitting on his ass right now wasting away his life as we speak! When he invites you to his party u make an excuse but he will probably find out because he is spying on you!

Tyler Meacham is a fucking fat weirdo

by I am English 155555 March 17, 2024

world mechanic

What somebody says when they don't know shit about automobiles but want to sound like they do.

Interviewer: So what skills do you have?
Applicant: I'm a world mechanic. I know cars up, down and sideways!
Interviewer: Riiiiight...

by JeromeDuce22 May 8, 2024

Social Mechanics

The Art of Becoming a Cyborg through the relationship of logic and Legal Paralegal writings

Spock said “Social Mechanics”is his only writings

by TheHangMan December 16, 2024

Paradigm Mechanic

Someonr who can't change and entire system, process or worldview, but knows how to tweak it so it's less vile and ficked up.

There's no way we can defeat capitalism, just by ourselves, in the next few months but as paradigm mechanics, we can fuck it up enough to improve it for a lot of people.

by dgivista January 18, 2025

Probabilistic Mechanics

Probabilistic Mechanics is a speculative framework proposing that probability itself functions as a fundamental dimension of reality, commonly identified as the fifth dimension. In this view, physical systems evolve not only through space and time but also through probability space, where all possible outcomes coexist as real structures rather than abstract statistics. Instead of probability being a mathematical tool for uncertainty, it becomes a mechanical property governing how realities branch, collapse, or coexist. Probabilistic Mechanics is often used to reinterpret quantum mechanics, multiverse theories, and decision-based universe branching as deterministic processes operating within a higher-dimensional probability field.

Probabilistic Mechanics — Example

A quantum particle approaches a barrier with two possible paths. Instead of randomly choosing one, both outcomes exist as real trajectories within the probability dimension. In this framework, the particle’s behavior is determined by its motion through probability space (5D), and observers only experience the path their universe intersects. The mechanics of probability govern which outcomes stabilize into experienced reality.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Frequency Mechanics

Frequency Mechanics is a theoretical framework proposing that the fundamental behavior of reality is governed not primarily by particles, forces, or fields, but by oscillatory states and frequency interactions across multiple layers of existence. In this model, matter, energy, probability, consciousness, and even spacetime are interpreted as stable or semi-stable frequency patterns. Physical laws emerge from resonance, interference, synchronization, and phase alignment between frequencies operating at different dimensional scales. Changes in state are explained as frequency shifts rather than force-based interactions, allowing this framework to unify wave mechanics, quantum behavior, and metaphysical phenomena under a single oscillatory ontology.

In Frequency Mechanics, an electron does not “move” between energy levels; instead, it retunes its fundamental frequency. Conscious states may correspond to frequency coherence patterns, while different universes occupy non-overlapping frequency bands within the same underlying reality.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026