Matt Ulman

Two words for 'sex'.

Oh boy; Greg and I had some good Matt Ulman last night.

by HOLLA ATCHA BOI July 16, 2008

Matt Walsh

The shoebox of cum accumulated over the years that Ben Shapiro keeps in his closet so that Ron DeSantis has snacks when he comes over to Ben's house for a sleepover

Ron was so excited to go to Ben's for a sleepover so he could tickle his butthole and because he knew that Matt Walsh was secretly in the closet

by ChrizzyCray July 31, 2023

Doing a Matt

When you are out of your depth on a course and dont want to make yourself look a bigger cunt than you already are so you make an excuse to leave, like a dusty carpet or a dirty bathroom.

He's doing a Matt.
Leave that cunt to it he's doing a Matt.
Cheeky cunts just done a matt

by Whizzeranchips October 13, 2019

matt han

the most youngest looking 20 year old in the world. he is infamous for his call lines such as 'yolo','sickunt', 'wet' and so on.

YOLO! said matt han

by isaac choi November 6, 2012

matt kloepfer

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matt kloepfer is strange.

by emma moscherosch October 18, 2008

matt murray

the pittsburgh penguins goaltender. #30. He is the Goat and amazing and intelligent.

Hey, man, you’re a Matt Murray!

by gsd dog February 10, 2018

Fighter Matt

Any male with overflowing testosterone and seems to have infinite information about pointless things such as a state's law on tobacco for minors.

Josh:This kid just gave me a weird lesson on World War 2 guns and then threatened to fight me.

Payton:Fighter Matt!!!

by ZackeryDennisRossIsCool January 7, 2010