magic american

The term "magic american" is slang for african american.The word magic is used because of the amazing cultural and culinary contributions that black people have given the united states.

Don't call me an "African American", call me a MAGIC American!!!!

by Tucker Carlson's biggest fan June 1, 2021

magic flute

The subject of an Opera by Mozart.

Our flute choir played an excerpt from Mozart's "The Magic Flute"

by trombitar September 24, 2005

The Magician

The act of waiting for a girl to have the urge to urinate. When she feels she needs to, you stick your dick in her butt and have her pee, thus making it seem as if you are peeing through her.

I was magicianing this girl last night, when all the sudden Iactually peed, this made it very uncomfortable for the both of us.
The Magician

by TheMagician444 March 13, 2010

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

A MLP Television show. It is a spin off of the original 1980's movie/toy/show. This show has a large demographic, because it is seemingly made for 6 year old girls but is very popular among males (not limited to) 13-30 years old. These males are called bronies. People usually give them shit for watching a TV show made for 5 year olds, but most of the people who ridicule them are people who have never watched the show.

Brony: I just watched the whole first season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! Fluttershy is totally my favorite pony

Random Fag: WOW KID! U WUD WATCH MY LTTL PNY!

Brony: You should really check it out before you give me shit.. here's the link

*3 hours later*

NewBrony(Random Fag): Holy shit bro.. you're a god.

by RainbowDashxv August 1, 2012

magical h chord

The Magical H Chord is a mystical and wonderous guitar chord that many (not) amazing and (not) superly talented bands use, such as Busted and other not shitty crap talentless wank disgraces to music pop-punk bands pioneered and use.

To play the Magical H Chord, just rest all your fingers on your guitar fretboard, in any position, and make it look like you can actually play a guitar. Then strum the guitar stupidly and voila, a riff will sound out of nowhere! You don't even need to be plugged into an amp!

Changing your position randomly makes the Magical H Chord look even better. Why learn how to actually play a guitar?Embarrass music and impress all your friends by playing like McFly!

Greedy Music Producer: "Hrh hrh hrh I have an idea. Rock music is cool and has millions of fans, let's make a mockery of it by producing a pop band that pretends to be rock, let's give them guitars!!"

Secretary: "But sir, won't they have to actually have some talent with guitars?"

Greedy Music Producer: "Heelll no. We'll teach them the Magical H Chord, and get the session guitarists we lock in the cupboard to write all the songs."

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Magical H Chord User: "Hey look at me! I have talent with a guitar! Watch me strum and play riffs!!"

Competant Musician: "Uh...you're not actually doing anything except for strumming out of time, and moving your hand stupidly up and down the fretboard. Infact, you're not even strumming, you're missing the strings...and you look like you masterbating the guitar."

Competant Musician's friend: "Oh good god, we've got another talentless fucking magical h chord using pop-punk band. GO BURN IN HELL LIKE AVRIL LAVIGNE!"

by Competant Musician August 30, 2008

Magic Carpet Ride

Having toe curlingly good sex with someone who has an uncontrolled bush.

Johnny hasn't manscaped in weeks, so now I get to go on a magic carpet ride.

by beedazzle September 20, 2011

Magic

Used to discribe any food that weed is an ingredient of

Try some magic brownies man.

by Knife May 16, 2003