Mass Homicide

It's literally killing like 100+ people. Up to no good D:

"Hey Fred i just committed Mass Homicide!" "Uhhhh i think i should call the police on you Gerald."

by Therealglitchtrap May 28, 2022

Australia Mass Shooting

Strictest gun regulations on the planet guys. So... You know they are going to cry anti-semitism. He hated the Jews cus he ain'ted the Jews.

Hym "Australia Mass Shooting if more proof that stricter gun regulations do nothing to stop people from murdering you. Maybe you could try not weaponizing schizophrenia and stealing people's shit. OR... Maybe if you weren't such lying, obnoxious piece of shit... Maybe you would get murdered less. I don't know. I don't ever get murdered. That's not a problem I ever have. Clearly I'm doing something right. Conversely, if I do get murder while the Deadman switch is armed... You all will likely also get murdered. So that's good at least. Either way, let's go ahead and get the anti-anti-semitism rhetoric going. He hated the Jews for no reason! He had no good reason to hate the Jews or kill anyone! There is no reason to murder and there is even less reason to kill Jews. Unless you're trying to shift the demographics so that their are more hot Jewish women available. That's literally the only good reason to do it! But that I don't think is why they did it."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025

mass spectrology

1. when large groups of people speculate about the future by reading the stars

2. when large groups of people attempt to predict the future of Arlen Specter's political career by reading the stars

According to mass spectrology, Arlen's chances are over.

by karibu July 20, 2010

The mass pass

The mass pass is like the n-word pass but you can make jokes about fat people the mass pass can be given out by any chubby/fat person.

Dude: hey man can you give me the mass pass
Friend: no

by LordHeadAss445 January 6, 2020

Heat and Mass Transfer

An extremely nerdy euphemism for masturbation. Used mostly by engineering students.

Student #1: "Hey man what are your plans for tonight."
Student #2: "Nothing much. Just gonna study and then some quick Heat and Mass Transfer. Same as always."

by arachnidred August 14, 2011

Mass •ᴥ•

Better than zylently in every way possible

Mass •ᴥ• is better than zylently... In every way... Possible

by Mass •ᴥ• August 4, 2021

mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016