Muddy smoothie

When a woman has profusive diarrhea and shits in a cup then you go to drink it

Man oh man that muddy smoothie was delicious

by Penule April 10, 2024

muddy noodle

A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.

I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024

Nutty muddy buddy

When two male best friends have anal with the same woman, ejaculating in her anus.

“Yeah man, me and Justin are real close we’ve been nutty muddy buddy’s since 9th grade.”

by The stranger from the low tide May 3, 2024

Muddy Butt Slimes

The worst possible boul movement of your life, it’s the worst of the worst, hell if it was a shit, your sliding around on the toilet trying to keep traction but all of the feces beneath your ass is keeping you from staying on the seat, your yet to know what happens next, so you accept your fate.

Yo bro that Taco Bell gave me the worst muddy butt slimes of my life.

by LIMINALGINGER May 6, 2024

Muddy Buddy

When you take a Zyn and place it inside of a baggie of coke and shake it up, coating the Zyn in cocaine powder before you deck it.

Greg: *You down for a Muddy Buddy before we hit the slopes?*
Ryan: *Oh, absolutely. Imma be shaking like a Mexican Jumping Bean.*

by stinkmeanerinbetweenher February 8, 2024

Muddy Puddles

A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.

Hey, Muddy Puddles!!

by pholter February 23, 2024

muddy vagina

The act of pooping your pants and smearing it all over your crotch.

Jasmine made a boom boom and gave herself a muddy vagina.

by kungfumelissa March 4, 2024