by TheCancler October 29, 2012
Get the Asian Masturbationmug. What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation.
by Pipe Downn March 19, 2013
Get the Mental Masturbationmug. Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
by scodder May 24, 2010
Get the hog masturbatormug. A country with a high proportion of lonely single men or pubescent teenagers who cannot find women to fulfill their sexual desires, so they resort to extreme masturbation to cope with the anxiety and depression associated with the loneliness. For example, the UK is full of wankers, so it could be considered a masturbation nation. Who knows though there is no official organisation responsible for naming a masturbation nation.
Hey Junaid, I heard your girlfriend dumped you. Don't worry you are part of the masturbation nation now, we will take good care of you
by Juna358 April 7, 2019
Get the Masturbation Nationmug. Word used by stupid, narrow minded and superficial people to describe things that's hard for them to understand.
Billy: The Socratic Dialogues about Good and Justice are the product of intellectual masturbation.
Bob: But philosophy has put the basis of lawmaking and it's believed to be the mother of science, why do you use this derogatory term?
Billy: Uhh, whatever dude! I have more interesting things to do than listening to your bs! w00t! I am going to eat some salami and masturbate on some amateur porn! w00t!
Bob: But philosophy has put the basis of lawmaking and it's believed to be the mother of science, why do you use this derogatory term?
Billy: Uhh, whatever dude! I have more interesting things to do than listening to your bs! w00t! I am going to eat some salami and masturbate on some amateur porn! w00t!
by intdes April 25, 2010
Get the Intellectual Masturbationmug. Weed Induced Masturbation.
by DonaldDuck9 February 12, 2010
Get the chronic masturbationmug. To masturbate with 2 fingers. Most commonly the thumb and index finger.
95% of Asian men have tiny (under 3 1/2 inch) penises, causing them to only masturbate with 2 fingers because they cant comfortably fit any more. The saying also applies to those who arent Asian but still have tiny penises and can only fit 2 fingers around it.
95% of Asian men have tiny (under 3 1/2 inch) penises, causing them to only masturbate with 2 fingers because they cant comfortably fit any more. The saying also applies to those who arent Asian but still have tiny penises and can only fit 2 fingers around it.
Gavin practices Asian Masturbation because he has a 2 1/2 inch penis, he cant fit any more fingers around it
by 0101010105 May 21, 2010
Get the Asian Masturbationmug.