A brown lobster is a person who has spent so much time at the beach that they're skin has become brown and leathery.
"There's alot of brown lobsters at the beach today".
"You spend so much time at the beach, your becoming a brown lobster".
"You spend so much time at the beach, your becoming a brown lobster".
by Marlon Dready November 7, 2009
Get the Brown Lobster mug.Where you take 2 full size Maine lobsters and have them pinch onto a woman's nipples. You then proceed to lather butter on her pussy and rip the tails off of the lobsters while leaving the pinchers attached to the nipples. The 2 lobster tails are then inserted into the woman's pussy and asshole.
by Jimmy thirdleg January 15, 2017
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Similar to the Shocker, but of the East Coast Variety. You basically stick two fingers in a bitch's pussy hole, and the other two up her asshole. Both two-finger groupings resembles the claw of a lobster. Once you fingers have been inserted in both of your bitches fuck holes, you open and shut the claw.
Travis gets all the bitches...how does he do it? I hear that before he fuck's the shit out of a bitch, he get's them all riled up with the East Coast Lobster....plugs both holes and shits the claw.
by JayBrew October 7, 2011
Get the East Coast Lobster mug.A ghetto lobster is a person who acts and dresses ghetto, but they are no where close to being ghetto. They are not: poor, drug addicts, high school dropouts, or of African American desecent. They are the polar opposites, except for the fact that they like to get down in their gangster/ghetto outfits to rap and hiphop music. They most likely live in the rich suburbs of Bergen County, New Jersey.
She's so ghetto lobster - she acts all ghetto, but she's from one of the richest towns in our state!
by NotAGhettoLobster December 15, 2008
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Get the Blue Lobster mug.A look/feeling of internal disbelief and dumbfoundedness at the sheer stupidity of another person. Specifically used when one twists your words or actions to make you appear like a bad person
Jordan P: "Based on a multi variable study, women earn less by choice"
TV Interviewer: "So you are saying... Women get assaulted by choice."
Jordan Peterson: *Staring Lobsterly*
TV Interviewer: "So you are saying... Women get assaulted by choice."
Jordan Peterson: *Staring Lobsterly*
by Tlomz June 8, 2018
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