Pinch A Loaf

Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.

Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

Iced loaf

You know when u get a nice loaf iced 😉

Yeo she’s got a mega iced loaf

by Zupa tuscana April 22, 2021

pop loaf

A short, unattractive guy with a really hot sister.

Brody is such a pop loaf omg.

by lizardboy55 June 9, 2021

Loafing

The act of an animal to take the shape of a loaf of bread

My cat was loafing on the couch

by XxX Potatobread Slayer XxX June 15, 2021

Steamy Loaf

The term used by intellectuals to refer to their bowel movements, poop, crap, shit, feces, and detritus.

Oh hang on man, I have to drop a steamy loaf before we head out.

by N0where August 19, 2024

Ghost Loaf

1. A bowel movement that, due to its hardness and shape, slips down the toilet drain without leaving any visible trace, often causing confusion about whether the act of defecation actually occurred.

"I thought I pooped, but it must have been a ghost loaf because there was no sign of it."

by Wordsmith McGee Poopy Pants August 31, 2024

Noel salad loaf

A 1950s to 1960s "food" that is mainly cranberry sauce, pineapple juice, avocado, and celery and formed into what us described as a "cranberry loaf", but it sure does sound like you'd look up here, huh?

" dear! Fetch the children! I made a noel salad loaf for dinner that I saw in the paper!"

by MENAUSTISIM December 28, 2024