Lion Tongue

The Chicago slang for "Dildo".

I went into my wife's room and found a lion tongue smaller than my own.

by The Absolute Truth. September 8, 2016

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Lion

A lion is a pussy. Or a big pussy. The best pussy. The biggest and bestest pussy. *i made this up earlier bc i wanted amother name for pussy. **and vaginas can be scary.

Let me play with your lion.

by moftg June 27, 2018

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A mountain lion hunter is a male, who specifically targets older less attractive females. Not to be confused with a "cougar hunter" (a man who hunts older yet seemingly attractive women). On the surface it may appear this man lacks finese in his approach. Simply looking for easy sexual targets...

However, their objective isn't always sexual gratification. Often his agenda can be more sinister and calculated such as looking for a mountain lion that will provide financial security or career advancement.

I can't believe boned that Mountain Lion, Tim really is a "Mountain Lion Hunter".

by STEVEN WITH A "PH" February 1, 2018

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I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

A phrase simply referencing a Lion Pizza and a Chicken 🦁🍕🐔 there is nothing inappropriate about this and is definitely not a misheard gay Recontextualized Porn

I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

SAY IT AGAIN!
I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken
SAY IT AGAIN!
I'M A LION PIZZA CHI-KEN
SAY IT!
I'M A LION PIZZA CHICKEN
SAY ITT!
IM A 🦁 🍕 🐔
SAYY ITTT!!!
AH~ AH~ AH~

by I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken October 5, 2024

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