Abraham Lincoln

When you jizz on a girls face then shave your pubes off to make a beird on her

I Abraham Lincoln'd your mom... twice

by Pakidz December 9, 2006

Lincolnaphobia

Lincolnaphobia: The fear of pennies. Being scared of the American coin "Penny" made of copper and worth 1/100 of an American dollar. The most common reason for this fear: It has been rumored that men have shoved them up their assholes and then distributed them around.

Hadley: Oh wow! A penny!!
Willow: Ah! Get it away! I have serious Lincolnaphobia!
Hadley: What?
Willow: I'm afraid of pennies please take it away from me.
Hadley: Okay doll.

by Hadley Crohn October 25, 2006

Abe Lincoln Style

When you shoot something or someone in the back of the head

I snuck up on the sniper and shot him Abe Lincoln style

by ticklethis275 July 7, 2011

Lincoln Village

A small portion of Rancho Cordova (California) that is said to be a miniature Oak Park (Refer to Oak Park). Lincoln Village is a small ghetto south of Bradshaw Road just north of Mather Field. Rancho Cordova is the target for most drug smuggles, and gang affiliated crimes. Mather Field being know to be another part of Rancho Cordova that is constantly monitored, due to gang activity.

Yo nigga, Lincoln Village Blood nikka, yadadi.

by W. James Fisher January 4, 2007

Linford

A sock used to soak up ejaculate after masturbation.

A cum encrusted sock

A wank sock

Don't wear THAT sock, it's a linford!
My favourite linford is so crusty its like a papier mache sock
I just found a crispy linford under little Tommy's bed

by Jennie Al March 1, 2011

Lincoln Logger

n.

A violent pseudo-sexual act in which one defecates on the blunt side of an axe, and proceeds to strike another person wit said poop-imbued tool.
Often considered a symbol of carnal-based pleasure, lincoln logging is recommended for any small group social situations including, but not limited to: game nights, group therapy, church, grocery store lines, family dinners, holiday parties, and small-scale orgies.

Verb- Lincoln Logging

"Gee golly, did that man just offer me a lincoln logger? I should have accepted his offer!"

"My oh my! I can't wait to get home and start lincoln logging my wife and kids!"

by Schaft November 15, 2013

Abe lincoln was a good president

something you say when you want to imply that someone is being racist.

guy#1: hey jim look at that black guy eating at kfc

guy#2:well Abe lincoln was a good president

by kickyoass123 March 9, 2012