Wanker’s lantern

When someone always uses their phone to win an argument and who can never be wrong

Once again, this wanker is using their wanker’s lantern to win this argument

by Tom fiddle March 16, 2019

Zoom you later

to cause violent and uncontrollable diarrhea at an unspecified time in the near future

If you eat that expired bean burrito it will really zoom you later.

by itspoopytime October 26, 2020

Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.

I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!

by Zachzilla October 28, 2020

it gets better later

One of the worst excuses for a shitty game, tv show, anime, etc.

WRPG fan: "Hey, how the fuck do you even enjoy FF13? I tried playing it for a good while and it's still mediocre at best."
JRPG fan: "Don't worry bro, it gets better later after maybe 50 hours, you'll seeeee!"

by Fruitsz November 27, 2020

Save It For Later

Two dozen other dirty lovers
Must be a sucker for it
Cry cry but I don't need my mother
Just hold my hand while I come to a decision on it

Sooner or later
Your legs give way, you hit the ground
Save it for later
Don't run away and let me down
Sooner or later
You hit the deck, you get found out
Save it for later
Don't run away and let me down
You let me down

Black air and seven seas are rotten through
But what can you do?
I don't know how I'm meant to act with all of you lot
Sometimes you don't try
Just now now now now now now now now now now now
Now now now now now now now now now now now

Sooner or later
Your legs give way, you hit the ground
Save it for later
Don't run away and let me down
Sooner or later
You hit the deck, you get found out
Save it for later
Don't run away and let me down
You let me down
You runaway, runaway and let me down

Two dozen other stupid reasons
Why we should suffer for this
Don't bother trying to explain them
Just hold my hand while I come to a decision on it

Sooner or later
Your legs give way, you hit the ground
Save it for later
Don't run away and let me down
Sooner or later
You hit the deck, you get found out
Save it for later
Don't run away and let me down
You let me down
You run away run away
Runaway runaway runaway, runaway, and let me down

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 10, 2020

Man-O-Lantern

Someone who popped a tooth here popped a tooth there and have a sporadic tooth line, like a Jack-O-Lantern.

That Man-O-Lantern has summer teeth. Summer here, summer there.

by MsTickle January 4, 2023

I'll explain later

Meaning that he/she needs to come up with the story first. The story may have gaps depending on time frame.

I'm going to Jenny's house, she needed help with something. I'll explain later.

by TumbleDweeeb July 4, 2023