Laboratoire

More than a portaloo, less than an actual laboratory. Focused mainly on shampoo and perfume, and not so much on graphene or deoxyribonucleic acid.

Man: You wanna go the the laboratoire?
Bear: Not now, ta. I've got serious work to do.

by Sean of the dictionary January 16, 2013

Labetarian

Now that science has accomplished the growth of real meat in a laboratory, from stem cells in Holland, there will be a new brand of meat eaters when this hits our supermarkets.
Labetarian's are people who will eat meat grown in a laboratory but not meat from butchered animals.
In essence it is harmless; no animal has been killed, injured or involved in its production.
This will be the future for vegetarians who love the taste of meat but wish not to kill or purchase butchered animals for there own desires.

Polly: I get why you became a veggie but this steak has been produced from stem cell growth, in a laboratory; surely you can eat that and become a Labetarian?

Sue: I guess so, it looks amazing!

by dannyzz February 18, 2013

Labianese

The language of the labia, one who can communicate with the labia can pleasure a woman like no other.

"So Leo, do you speak Labianese?" (Leo grins and slowly extends his tongue until it reaches all the way to the tip of his nose) "Fluently".

by The Muff Merchant April 27, 2013

labyrinthnic

An elaborate and misleading path defined by clueless corporate business process engineers that one must follow to reach their destination.

Once connected to the service help line, it was a labyrinthnic journey in getting to someone who could actually be of any help. I swear they want you to give up before you can get to someone who will actually admit it's the fault of the company..

by bullharbour January 6, 2014

labia bumpers

When a man doesn't completely shave all of his pubic region and leaves a hairy area above the penis.

"Guys at the gym laughed at my labia bumpers, but I told them the ladies love it."

by Uromazing March 4, 2014

LaBeoufed

1. The act of having a woman ride you while wearing a paperbag on your head and later claiming it was assault.

"some woman I met at the bar, threw a paperbag over my face and then stripped my clothing and proceeded to rape me"
"Dude, you just got LaBeoufed!"

by jackburton420 December 1, 2014

labovitz

awesome people with awesome talents

Those people are like the labovitzs

by Trumoo swag July 3, 2014