Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.

Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!

by Deadlagbaby September 11, 2020

Museum Lag

The dead like feeling you get when standing at a museum for too long filled with boredom, and being tired.

Joe: That guy just got kicked out by security.
John: Wow he probably died of museum lag.

by johnnyrocketgotnothingonme October 12, 2014

Jail-lag

When a person is released from jail after several years and behaves as if they are still the same age as they went in.

She got jail-lag because after spending 5 years locked up, she is still acting like she's 18 .

by waterdew1 September 1, 2016

On the lag

On the lag(er), means spending multiple days drinking alcohol (usually associated with lads holidays)

Been on the lag in Benidorm for 2 weeks lad

by Batis1970 July 28, 2018

Sub Lag

When the subtitles aren't synchronized with the sound of the movie or video you're watching.

"Something's wrong with the subtitles of the movie, they have sub lag"
"I can't understand who says what, it must have sub lag"

by space-drop May 26, 2016

Lag

To be the last

You lag behind in a race

by rafael e Reyes August 12, 2022

lag

Lifes a Game.
Elloz made that shit up
it's probably true

Person 1. Hey wanna play some LaG?
Person 2. We're already playing it.

by Trash Skrub May 31, 2017