Loising

Slang for nagging and harassment, the way sitcoms portray wives. Named after Lois Griffin from family guy.

"The old ball and chain's been loising me as of late."

by CasterMonk July 18, 2025

Losing your minds

What!? The AI is LITERALLY... MY STOLEN MIND! And YOU are freaking out about it!?

Hym "YOU are losing YOUR minds!? HA! From the AI? The AI is making you do that? 1. You were nutters in the first Goddamn place 2. It's MY stolen mind. AND... I'm in a fucking weaponized schizophrenia surveillance apparatus you fucking clowns how is that not the fucking thing that tripping you out here like what the actual fuck? You see how tone-deaf that shit sounds, doesn't it? Jesus. Look. I also have an infection eating away at my brain. FuuuAuuuuck me! YOU!?

by Hym Iam July 31, 2025

looning

taking a full balloon (preferably oxygen, but helium works too), and putting it over the dick hole. then, after it's secure you monkey fist the balloon hard to push the air inside.

Aaron: Yo I just finished looning.
Chad: Erm, that's actually not-
Aaron: Chad more like chud

by ijuswokeupwitaboner December 2, 2025

Snoozin Loosin

If you snooze you lose.

What's Petey doing today? He's snoozin loosin all day long.

by Peteynookum September 5, 2011

Venus Looking

When you are looking for something and you scan only the surface of an area to look for it.

Not picking up stuff to look underneath for the item.

Sue: I can't find my keys
Harry: Did you look on the table?
Sue: I looked everywhere
Harry: They're right here under the magazine

Sue: I looked there
Harry: You were venus looking

by G_Off April 18, 2017

looker looking

when a person see's someone they think is looking at them then they look to check if the person is still looking but then they look like the one that's looking. then no one knows who the looker is. at the end both of victims look like creepy fucking weirdos.

Sarah: "I thought that guy was looking at me but it might just be looker looking"
Shivani: "awkward"

by sarah337 April 24, 2017

lanondorf looting

The act of breaking into a gay man's house and stealing his underwear

Brady was arrested for lanondorf looting

by AShrekle February 7, 2018